The pumpkin patch that's the least sincere
The trick is to keep breathing
(A Small) Victory waits on your fingers!
They love you when you're on all the covers
A decent respect to the Opinions of Mankind
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, goddamn you
Holding on, hold it high, show me everything
I offer good nutrition in a simple way
If I'm to be your camera, then who will be your face?
Can't...breathe...laughing too hard...
Fast, slow, fast fast slow
A pre-dawn tree-hugging, hippie liberal rant
Do your boobs hang low? Can you swing 'em to and fro?
Do my tears of mourning sink beneath the sun
You're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever
My Johnson sucks and blows
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline...
Public Service Announcement
And this one time...at band camp...
Without a trace of doubt in my mind
Big Mac, Fillet-o-Fish, Quarter Pounder, French fries...
I'm pure as the driven snow.....in New York City
Four days of the week she thinks I'm the enemy
Private eyes - they're watching you
I did NOT "shoplift the pootie"
I'm hot blooded, check it and see - got a fever of a 103°
Better living through chemistry
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
There once was a man from Nantucket...
In the eye of the beholder
Bustin' makes me feel good
Never wanted to write no pop songs
This house does it with <style>
How do you get from here to there, what do you do?
I shall call it "mini me"
Let's go to the movies! Let's go see the stars!
My love she throws me like a rubber ball
Hold on to yourself...for this is gonna hurt like hell...
Did anyone get the number...
Behold the power of Krispy Kreme
I want money - that's what I want
Just got paid, Friday night...party hoppin, feelin right...
Nothing is wasted - only reproduced
Make it stop...please make it stop...
The leaves are falling back east
Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
You and I must make a pact
Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line
Maybe baby, I'll have you - maybe baby, you'll be true
It's not easy bein' green
She's so lucky - she's a star
There are worse things I could do
It breaks my heart to see you hanging from your shelf
I swear I won't tease you - won't tell you no lies
Can I have this dance for the rest of my life?
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I just called...to say...
Doctor, doctor gimme the news
That is what 'to the pain' means
East coast vs. west coast
At the late night, double feature, picture show
The day after the night before
364 more days of bragging rights
Six and oh, oh, oh - you know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Sweet mother of chili and cheese
What a long, strange trip it's been
And this concludes our broadcast
'Cause I'm the wanderer - yeah, the wanderer
You can't see the forest for the trees
Merchandise - we got'cher merchandise!
C'mon baby make it hurt so good
Because it's not Friday yet, and because I can...
Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead
You treat me like I'm a princess
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Mama
It's only FARKing Wednesday
Now with scrubbing bubbles!
Avoid the rush - hate texas now
Happy birthday to Movable Type!
Cops come and try to snatch my crops
And baby, talk dirty to me
For discriminating tastes
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Hate week -- it's not just for breakfast anymore
Here's a quarter - call someone who cares
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
I scream, you scream, we all scream...one more time...
If your mascot's sedated and you know it clap your hands
Getting Sappy - the deep dish
Sanitized for your protection
I've been working on the railroad
Orange you glad you went to OU?
I miss Ole 'Bamy once again
Will you go out with me? A. Yes - B. No - C. Maybe
Everybody was kung fu fightin'
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison
And that's the way it was...
Do you have that in sackcloth?
War. What is it good for? Absolutely nuthin'. Say it again.
Let's get this party started
I’m like a bird, I’ll only fly away
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Well I've said once before but it bears repeating now
It's Dress Contest time, baby!