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Posted: 10.03.2002
Do you have that in sackcloth?
Hey -- you can OWN a Bible Belt while living in the Bible Belt. It's a genuine leather belt with a Bible-shaped buckle, complete with the slogan: "Shout Hallelujah and hold your pants up at the very same time!" To polish off the ensemble, how about a pair of "Holy Socks"?

And last but not least, move over Diabolical Curse Generator. Now you can do it the Old Testament way with the "Biblical Curse Generator" -- pre-loaded with blistering put-downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints!

Find all of this and more at Ship of Fools and biblebelts.net. (Fashion link courtesy of FARK.com.)

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

I've been using that curse generator to curse people for you since they started stealing your work last week! Has it helped? *wink*

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 10.03.02 at 02:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

So that would explain the UPS guy dropping off a box full of eye of newt today! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 10.03.02 at 02:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh lordy!

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 10.03.02 at 02:27 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Excellent - I've been looking for a new way to hold up my pants. :) That's seriously funny!

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 10.03.02 at 08:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'll have to rush out to get one before I go out this weekend ;)

¤ ¤ credit: sandy | 10.03.02 at 09:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Are people that bored that they need to think up stuff like this? Geez, Louise!

¤ ¤ credit: F. I. G. | 10.03.02 at 01:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I don't know why anyone hasn't thought of that one earilier. But the socks... "With so many references to feet in the Bible, it seems logical that we have Holy Socks." Logical eh? What's the logic behind all the hats then?

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 10.03.02 at 02:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I sent the link to biblebelts.net to my sister, who just happens to be dating a mormon...tee, hee...no response back yet! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: Khara | 10.03.02 at 07:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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