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Posted: 10.10.2002
C'mon baby make it hurt so good
Tell me this doesn't read like a bad Harlequin Romance Novel... "Lying on a sterile, padded table, Traci held her legs above her head while Olga spread warm wax across her skin with a large popsicle stick-like applicator." But it's not.

It's an article touting the benefits of a Brazilian wax. Now I'm no stranger to pain and having my down-low bared to the world. During two years of infertility tests and surgeries I've just about been through it all. So go ahead and call me a wuss if you want, but no one, and I do mean no one is "going down there to do that". That's not to say I don't have good grooming habits. Maybe it was because I was raised Southern Baptist. I don't know... But I do agree 100% with the person in the article that said, "Iím not comfortable having a strangerís face in my crotch for non-medical reasons."

Read all this and more at "Defluffing the muff: the low down on the trend down below" (from FARK.com)

P.S. "Pube dyeing parties"?!? Seriously? Oh thank god the majority of my friends were male in school.

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

TMI alert: I'm a huge advocate on the whole Muff Maintenance issue, but going to some pseudo-Sadist to be humiliated and in PAIN?! I think not! *cringe*

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 10.10.02 at 04:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I agree Susan, but I've always been curious. Not that curious. Yet. What I'm doing is working just fine!

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 10.10.02 at 06:34 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I've had a Brazilian, and really, it's not that bad. It hurts, yeah, but only in brief flashes. The problem is finding someone who knows what they're doing - an incompetent esthetician doing a Brazilian wax is a horror I don't even want to imagine!
I had a fully-qualified Israeli woman do mine - I mention her nationality because many Middle Eastern countries have ancient traditions of full female depilation*, so I'm thinking that they have a grip on the techniques by now, y'know?

*Full female and male depilation, actually. Best way, historically speaking, to control body lice.

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 10.10.02 at 07:51 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Mmmm Bill, now there's a nice mental picture. ;o) And Rob, I so dyed the carpet to match the curtains once.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 10.10.02 at 02:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

But did you do it at a party with all your friends? ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 10.10.02 at 02:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

After reading your game day entry and this entry I had a nasty vision of chicks getting together to dye their pubes according to team colors. My eyes!

¤ ¤ credit: Nicole | 10.10.02 at 04:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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