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Posted: 09.17.2002
Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli
A very dangerous season is upon us. I discovered the winds of change blowing while browsing the aisles at Tarjht the other night. The Halloween candy has arrived. It's Tootsie Roll Pop time again (last year #1, and last year #2)! I cannot say "no" to them. They call out my name, at first very sweet and innocently -- and then an hour later after the fourth one has lost its wrapper they all start screaming, "SAY MY NAME BITCH! SAY MY NAME!" For the love of god, make it stop. Well, wait 'til I make it through the chocolate ones first, ok?

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

She's not lying people. She tied me up for an hour last night and hurled tootsie roll pop wrappers at my head until I wept openly. Save me! It's not her...it's the sugar talking! HELP!

¤ ¤ credit: todd | 09.17.02 at 08:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That sounds oddly sexual. I like it.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.17.02 at 08:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Those things are like crack on a stick. I do my best not to even look at the Halloween candy, or I'll buy them. Of course, it doesn't help that I like them all, either.

Ooh, my tummy hurts just thinking about it.

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 09.17.02 at 08:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

And she says you're disturbed? Lollipops are talking to her man, you'd better run!

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 09.17.02 at 08:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

MMMMMMMMMM!!! I love the red ones!

¤ ¤ credit: C.C. | 09.17.02 at 10:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

my daughter said 'oooh, my favorite suckers'
as soon as she saw them.

¤ ¤ credit: Alteredboy | 09.17.02 at 10:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'll take the red ones that CC doesn't take first. And ... around here you can get them year round. Evil temptation 365 days a year!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 09.17.02 at 11:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Are you offering to be my pusher, Christine?

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.17.02 at 11:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

hey, I blogged about Halloween candy at Target too :)

¤ ¤ credit: theresa | 09.17.02 at 11:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Haha, at least for you, it's only one flavor of one candy - I'm not allowed to go near the candy aisle in stores because of my tendency to "make a scene." I hear Walmart and Target stores nationwide are actually installing defense systems specifically designed to steer me away from "that aisle."

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 09.18.02 at 12:11 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Robyn, remember when you and friends did a test to see "how many licks it takes to eat a tootsie roll pop", per the TV advertisement's question? You all then wrote the company with the average of number of these licks.....I'd forgotten your fascination with those until now.....those were fun days.

¤ ¤ credit: Robyn's Mama | 09.18.02 at 01:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

So how many licks was it then?

¤ ¤ credit: queen | 09.18.02 at 04:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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