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Posted: 10.29.2002
Do your boobs hang low? Can you swing 'em to and fro?
WARNING: If you click the image link(s) while at work or in the presence of minors, you are an idiot. The image is X-rated. Open at your own risk. I've included a censored version, but there's only so much you can hide.

Christine and I have a fun little tradition. Every once in awhile we'll send each other the most amusing, outrageous porn spam we get. Well I got the ad below in the mail tonight. And I immediately thought of this blog entry.

(Open the can of porn spam here. Or open the censored version here.) "Are you tired of staring at the wife? Are her sagging boobs not doing it for you anymore?" Can't. Stop. Laughing.

P.S. Lock up the credit card, Christine!



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



MWUHAHA!!! I love it! We *so* need to set up the porn spam blog - I know I get enough to keep that baby going for a loooong time.

DateMan is still here since the roads are too flooded to go anywhere. Should I ask him for his credit card? *wink* That would make for an evening of fun and excitement!

Oh, my side hurts from laughing so hard. I think I'm going to cry. Just remember, I'm #2 in Google and Yahoo for some reaaaaally great keywords! (And I blame the Dick one on Todd...)

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 10.29.02 at 02:02 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

By the way - I love the gratuitous male nudity there. A girl has got to appreciate that - we don't get it often!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 10.29.02 at 02:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh the havoc we'd cause if we lived in the same state! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 10.29.02 at 02:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I have to double check, but I think there is a law against that in this state. Maybe if we picked a state where they hadn't heard of us yet?

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 10.29.02 at 02:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

State of denial? State of insanity? Maybe Alaska? ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 10.29.02 at 02:20 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I particularly like the white splotches. Nice touch on their part. They obviously have an experienced artist on thier staff.

¤ ¤ credit: sphinx | 10.29.02 at 08:53 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Points and laughs - "On their STAFF!!!" Mwuhahah! She said staff! *giggle* (Sorry. Silly mood, couldn't pass it up...)

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 10.29.02 at 05:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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