Ain't too proud to blog: and it's all your fault I screen my phone calls

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Posted: 10.21.2002
Stupid is as stupid does

Things just seem that much funnier when hopped up on Darvocet...

Mom gives kid dad's gun to bribe him into eating his soup, and he accidentally shoots her in stomach
Estranged husband thinks if he stages a robbery where he and his wife are bound together with telephone cords and duct tape, she'll realize she needs his protection and stay with him
Jesus told him to close his porn shop, so he did and burned all his inventory
Love, marriage, and monster trucks -- it's a local story -- oh joy (which just fits with our stupidest state ranking)
J-Lo needs a professional nipple-tweaker for video shoot emergencies -- update your resumés

And here...have a taco on me while you find a little evil... OU sits atop the BCS rankings! (Most links from FARK.com.)

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

The results of my evil test? I have the number of the beast.

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NOOOOO! All that porn....

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damn! i knew i should have taken nipple tweaking as my elective in college.

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WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? All that good porn went perfectly to waste. *sniff*. I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position and cry now.

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I don't think I would want to touch j-lo with a 10' pole... wearing gloves, no less. [shiver]

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i have made a serious vocational error...

first that guy that gets paid to drink beer for the Food Network and now THIS.

-R.

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