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Posted: 10.11.2002
It has to be Friday
October 11, 2002 -- Police in Morrisville, Pa. have seen a lot of weird things on the job, but nothing prepared them for the guy who limped into the station house - with a nail and a firecracker in his penis. The unidentified man from nearby Trenton, N.J., told the stunned cops he had inserted the objects himself, but refused to say why. He asked them to take him to the hospital. The bizarre incident quickly sparked ribald humor among officers.

"He probably wanted to go off with a bang," one quipped.


And remember "The Fightin' Whites"? Well now they have their own beer -- Fighting White Wheat Beer! (Links thanks to FARK.com.)

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

How do you get a nail AND a firecracker inside that tiny little hole?

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 10.11.02 at 06:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Did you ever see Eddie Murphy Raw?

"No man! Flames shoot out my dick!" -- that was immediately what came to my head when I read this! LOL!

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 10.12.02 at 02:38 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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