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Posted: 10.30.2002 Debbie does...Broadway?
Here's another news story that somehow managed to slip by me last week... "Take a porn flick, remove the sex -- and let everyone sing and dance and keep their clothes on. What have you got? Debbie Does Dallas, a cheerful, nudity-free retooling of the '70s hard-core classic, in a downtown theater." It opened yesterday at off-Broadway's Jane Street Theater in New York -- and according to the ad, "If you're old enough to ride the Ferris wheel, you're old enough to see Debbie."
Remember that episode from Friends where Phoebe got possessed by the dead lady that wanted to see everything before she died, and finally did at Carol's wedding? Uhhhhh...yeah, I think that's me now.  Dear god WHY!?!? Why must everyone remove the porn? Porn is good. Porn is wholesome! Porn is the american dream. Not this watered down tripe. Good gawd. I need to go watch Anal Intruders 12 to cleanse myself of this "Americana"... ¤ ¤ credit: F. McSweeny! | 10.30.02 at 11:46 AM | link- -this ¤ ¤ I was not aware there was a 1-11 in that series... ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 10.30.02 at 03:54 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Sounds more like a de-tooling than a retooling. A question for the ages: Why did Mr. Greenfield wait so damned long to get to the gist? ¤ ¤ credit: mike | 10.30.02 at 04:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I'd watch with you, Fucko, but I'm afraid that I'd be completely lost in the plotline! ;o) ¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 10.31.02 at 01:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
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