Water's too hot in the hot tub
Good things come in threes
Shot thru the heart, and you're to blame
The Happiest Place on Earth vs. The Bloggers
The day after the night before
How to get kicked out of Disney for $100, Alex
I'm a blonde -- yeah, yeah, yeah
Can't we all just get along?
23rd Psalm for a Princess
It's my birthday, too, yeah!
You say it's your birthday?
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
After the fire, after all the rain, I will be the flame
The air outside so soft is saying everything
And why is the carpet wet, Todd?
You would even say it glows
Wrap 'er up -- I'll take it!
I do believe this means war
Let me hear your body talk
A cheer for the birthday boy
She wants to lead the glamorous life
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day!
May we see your photos please?
Two safeties in one game!
Thaaaat's right, 'cuz it's my birthday...
I guess you turn yellow and blue when you CHOKE
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here
Brother can you spare a dime?
I count your eyelashes, secretly
I need you tonight...'cuz I'm not sleeping
Fake it thru the day w/ some help from Johnny Walker Red
Stepping up to the virtual blackboard
Conserve water - shower with a friend!
I'd rate it an 8, but you can't dance to it
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean
The elephant man and the Plastic Ono Band
I really do believe in you - let's see if you believe in me
Leavin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again
I wanna dip my balls in it!
In the immortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?"
Disney will never be the same
It's beginning to look a lot like...
I think I'm turning Japanese - I really think so
Gonna dress you up in my love
Can I cash my karma points in now please?
One, two, three, four, five...
You say it's your birthday
You just don't get it - you keep it copacetic
Bending over backwards now, would you be pleased
Wanting, needing, waiting for you to justify my love
A little something for you to unwrap
So you say neato, check your libido
She's just a Bill, yeah she's only a Bill
Raise your hands if you're sure!
Turn those radio dials...
How to PISS ROBYN OFF for $1000, Alex
I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake
Secret, secret - I've got a secret
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
Friday night I crashed your party
I'd like to thank the little people...
I don't want to go on the cart!
Put up the tree before my spirits fall again
'Cause the whole world loves it when you don't get down
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
No, my first name ain't baby - it's Robyn
This life can turn a good girl bad
Go baby, go, go - yeah we're lookin' at ya'
It's a nice day to start again
True pimp niggaz spend no dough on the booty
The best things in life are free
I can't see her 'til I'm foaming at the mouth
Would you like a suckle of my zipple?
I'm waxing down so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxing down because it's really a blast
And we'll never be lonely anymore
Save it 'til the morning after
The Aussie goes down...literally and figuratively
It's an institute you can't disparage
At our Thanksgiving dinner, everyone gets breast meat
One last round of thanks!
Back to your regularly scheduled programming
A smashing success, dahlings!
He tells two friends...and he tells two friends...
Best. Hosting Company. Ever.
Now with scrubbing bubbles!
But wait... There's more!
She rocks in the tree tops all day long
Houston, we have liftoff!
All I've got is a photograph
Beavis, I have seen the top of the mountain...
Can I please get a Boomer Sooner?
A special note from Statia
The neighbors complain about the noises above
The summit of beauty and love
We've got boobies, yes we do -- we've got boobies!
Big and small, you love 'em all!
She was sent here from heaven, and she’s daddy’s little girl
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy...
Blogger wet t-shirt contest!
We must! We must! We must increase our...
A year's supply of Turtle Wax
List'ning to the Muzak, thinking 'bout this 'n' that
Yeah, I called ya' fat - look at me I'm skinny
Tastes great, less filling
I’ve got to gather my senses together
To all the girls I've loved before
Chicken soup for the blogger's soul
Don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
They're real, and they're spectacular!
Soft, fluffy milk pillows™* for Thanksgiving
If the Pashmina doesn't fit, you must aquit
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
I get by with a little help from my friends
She's moody and grey, she's mean and she's restless
There's many lost, but tell me who has won?
Fame puts you there where things are hollow
It's beginning to look a lot like...
Dry lips crack out for more
Hey. Wait. I've got a new complaint.
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it...
How many people wanna kick some ass? I do! I do!
The AAA #1 Blog - now with cleavage!
It's not easy bein' green
Anyone up for bar-b-chewed Buffalo?
5 things you may not know about this site but should
And I'm familiar with the Kama Sutra
Never, ever go by the letter
Who's got the last laugh now
No more monkeys jumpin' on the bed!
We're a couple of misfits