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Posted: 11.11.2002
It's an institute you can't disparage
Well you just know it's going to be a marriage made in heaven when the press write-up about the impending nuptials concludes with:
Lopez turned to [second husband] Judd after splitting with long-time boyfriend, rapper Sean "P.Diddy" Combs, during his much publicized trail in New York on weapons and bribery charges. Combs was later acquitted.

Her first marriage to Ojani Noa ended in divorce in 1998 after about a year.

Affleck, who shared a best original screenplay Oscar with long-time friend Matt Damon for the 1997 movie "Good Will Hunting," checked himself into a clinic for treatment of alcohol abuse last year.
I sincerely hope they'll understand it when I avoid their Tiffany registry, and get something from the Martha Stewart collection at Kmart instead (and provide the receipt). How...pathetic. Snore.

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Your reaction was a bit more tame than mine. Why this chick continues to make news escapes me. In NYC, it made the front page. *gag*

¤ ¤ credit: Andrea | 11.11.02 at 06:39 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

i just gotta take this time to remind you that, well... who told you they were gettin married months ago? um, yeah, me. and again a coupla days ago. E! ain't got nuttin on me!

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 11.11.02 at 07:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

J-Ho is the most over-rated entertainer out there; how she continues to find work is one of the great questions of the ages.

¤ ¤ credit: Scott | 11.11.02 at 07:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I don't respect her as a person, but I liked her in the movies she's been in. I think she just is hunting for something...and she has no idea what. I sure hope that Ben has a few buddies (P. Diddy and Cris Judd) and some beer, nearby as he will need it when she sees the next guy that catches her eye and dumps him after 9-15 months. Any bets? The only one with a worse record for marriage failure is Shannon Dougherty! I really wish that people, whether they are famous, rich or not, would realize that marriage should be for always and forever. Sometimes you have to actually work at making it work!

¤ ¤ credit: Simply Sara | 11.11.02 at 07:39 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

What's this? You have to work to make a marriage work? But, but, the brochure said it would be all fun and games. That's why I signed up! That and for the cake too. Mmmmmmm, cake.

¤ ¤ credit: a different Bill | 11.11.02 at 09:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

why do i constantly hear the "yes dear" from aff-fuck all the way over here? he's such a wimp.

i give them 9 months to 3 years before she throws him out the door.

¤ ¤ credit: dasheekeejones | 11.11.02 at 10:42 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow... Dasheekee is optimistic!! :o)

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 11.11.02 at 01:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

well, it's a nice ring.

¤ ¤ credit: kd | 11.11.02 at 01:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

we should take bets on how long the wedding will last (ala The Wedding Planner). Anyone know their song? My bet is 6 months.

¤ ¤ credit: theresa | 11.11.02 at 04:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I heard that their wedding song will be Jennifer's hit song, "My Love Don't Mean A Thing"

¤ ¤ credit: popcorn | 11.11.02 at 04:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I used to *like* Affleck, but he's become so swayed by the Hollywood lifestyle. Jerk.

¤ ¤ credit: courtney | 11.11.02 at 04:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I wonder who she will marry next time?

¤ ¤ credit: sphinx | 11.11.02 at 04:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Probably Puffy P. Diddy. Full circle and all... ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 11.11.02 at 04:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

naaaaa she needs a snoop dogg. someone to put her in her place. she'll wind up doing 'snoop girls gone wild"

¤ ¤ credit: dasheekeejones | 11.11.02 at 05:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I divorced. Six months later I was pregnant with Mattie by my boyfriend at the time. I still like to think that I've grown and that it's possible to find a stable kind of love. I like to think there won't be snickering at my next wedding, if there is one.

I see what you mean. It's kind of "feh". But "feh" has potential. Every person should be allowed hope.

Now let's all join hands.

¤ ¤ credit: melly | 11.12.02 at 01:19 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

and might i add that they picked some seriously unflattering photos for that article.

¤ ¤ credit: melly | 11.12.02 at 01:21 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I have nothing against those who divorce and remarry. Hell, my mom is giving Liz Taylor a run for her money. ;-) It's the Hollywood mentality of entering a marriage these days ("'til death, or my really good lawyer who can get me a quickie divorce in the Caymans in time for me to make my next hair and nail appointment before jetting off to Cannes, do us part") that irks the bejeezus outta me. She doesn't seem to have time to get the pubes off the sheets from the last guy, before the new and improved (with slightly more hair on top) moves in...over and over and over again...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 11.12.02 at 01:32 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

that was just the kind of twisted that i like.

¤ ¤ credit: melly | 11.12.02 at 10:16 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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