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Posted: 08.22.2002
Just save me - I've made this whole world shine for you
Just found via Statia's (*cough*birthdaygirl*cough*) comments... Remember Karyn Bosnak? That "really nice girl" who needs help paying off her $20,000 credit card debt so her Prada shoes don't get repossessed? Well "The Smoking Gun" has photos of her online now.

I'm with them -- FARK beer fund it is!

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Oooh, I want a house! Maybe I should put up a website asking people to help me pay off a mortgage... I don't see how people get away with this.

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 08.22.02 at 02:25 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

i'm thinking retirement fund myself.
someone should shoot that b-tch...on the other hand, don't...i'd probably hit it too.

¤ ¤ credit: Alteredboy | 08.22.02 at 02:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

As the nice old lady at the beginning of Orgazmo said "you can just fuck right off"!

I'm not giving her a dime. That's even more pathetic than that "has been" Star Trek dude asking for money to take his wife out for dinner cause he spends too much time blogging and she had the shits with him. I don't care if he was in Stand By Me or not, the guy's a sponge.

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 08.22.02 at 03:11 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

That reminds me...that Star Trek has-been is going to be on "The Screen Savers" on Tech TV Thursday night folks! He's dicussing free speech and parody on the Internet. I wonder if the "feed my wife" buttons I made for him will make it on the air? ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.22.02 at 03:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Got a few extra minutes? Read the FARK.com play-by-play commentary for this Smoking Gun article!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.22.02 at 04:00 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

you best be careful robyn, i have been getting some nasty responses from karyns rabid fans over my post on her. i had to delete most of them cuz they just werent acceptable. and she has a couple of book deals in the works ya know..and a possible movie deal. i saw that interview on the today show, she's got lots of money coming in so people need to stop sending her shit. bitch and f*** her fans to.

¤ ¤ credit: kat | 08.22.02 at 05:56 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm glad that they found the stupidest looking pictures of her that they could.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 08.22.02 at 07:20 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm glad Statia spoke up--if anybody would know, Pizza Dreaming has witnessed my open hatred of that spoiled byatch...

I personally am a big enthusiast of Don't Save Karyn.com. I would much rather funnel my hard-earned cash into exorbitant amounts of lap-dances than fuel her ongoing quest for the perfect goldtone Loreal highlights. Echh.

Sorry. Broke writers like me have a hard time with the pampered sorrority girl-stereotype she seems to embody.

But then again, I'm happy wearing my Atari tee shirt. I have no need of these Saks peasant blouses. Same planet, different worlds.

¤ ¤ credit: The Avocado Couch | 08.22.02 at 11:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

kat bring on her fans! I'll go head-to-head in an Iron Chef style IQ battle any day! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.22.02 at 02:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Atari T-shirts rock. I love clothes, but I mean come on, I can't justify spending 400 bucks on a pair of shoes, on my credit card no less.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 08.22.02 at 02:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Just saying the words "four hundred dollars" makes me tingle. Damn I'm sad and broke.

But I don't need you to send me money. A few shameless plugs for The Couch are always appreciated, but I feel the love emanating in that warm blue glow from the screen whenever I click on over.

That said, I'd love a Ferrari. I'm starting a new page, setting up a Paypal account and gettin' my ass a sweet ride. Oh, wait, if I had a car I wouldn't be at home blogging all the time. Hmm.

Robyn...I think it would be more interesting if you guys had an Enter The Dragon-like kung fu battle. We could stream it directly off your page. Hi-ya.

¤ ¤ credit: The Avocado Couch | 08.22.02 at 04:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

The guys over at FARK (linked above) had a bit of interesting discussion over the taxes she's going to have to deal with out of all this. I hope she has a very good accountant and has been setting aside extra deductions on her paycheck, because you KNOW the audit is coming. And this is all taxable...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.22.02 at 04:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Good, then she'll be back in debt again. Shame. I feel so bad for her..... not so much.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 08.22.02 at 06:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Heh. That's one audit I'd love to see televised. I'd even spring for the pay-per-view option.

A friend of mine is looking for a second job on top of her full-time one at my office, so that she can get the whopping student debt she had to incur to get her university degree under control.

I'd be a lot more inclined to donate money to a cause like that. What sort of retarded shithead actually donates money to a complete stranger (and a ditzy and egotistical one at that) for her admitted addiction to poorly constructed and overpriced status symbols? If you're out there and you're reading this you should head over to my site and give me some money too. I like shoes, I enjoy shirking responsibility for my own actions, and I'll even throw in digital photos of my feet in the shoes for the foot fetishist out there.

I wonder if GetErynnDrunk.com is still available? Oh the possibilities.

¤ ¤ credit: Erynn | 08.22.02 at 08:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hottie??? NO. But I would still tap it because its new and you have to hit everything once in life. Her face is kind of jacked up so definitely tappin' from the back. She would have to buy the condom though.

¤ ¤ credit: Ass Tapper | 08.29.02 at 07:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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