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Posted: 11.23.2002
I guess you turn yellow and blue when you CHOKE

At least the Sooners beat our big rival this season and last...

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

NOTICE: Iím a little drunk at this point (13 Mikes Hard Lemonades and 6 Jack and Cokes) so I canít be held responsible for any of my comments or how I write them!

Oh, yea I knew payback was on the way, Iím just glad it was a close game and we didnít get blown out like some other teams (Nebraska), thank you Ė Go Texas Tech!!!

Iím thinking that the Mister Mittens BLOG will soon be gone because:

Because of my job, I donít have time to BLOG that often.
Most people donít like my comments/posts or sense of humor.
No one really visits my site.
Iím bored with blogging.

I really hope you have a great Happy Birthday; my 30th was my worst, because I realized I was now old. I think I had a mid-life crisis too: I lost 32 pounds (not that I was fat), changed my hair color (donít ask) and bought a new car (Jeep) By the way Ė Iím not that much older then you, so I hope the same does not happen to you!

I understand my bro (Jason/Fucko) is coming to see you Ė Donít believe anything he says about me cause he was drunk at the time in question.

[Mister Mittens Ė One BLUE pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 11.23.02 at 06:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Holy Shit - How about UCONN Ė I was born in Hartford Connecticut and my dad went to UCONN and was on the team (no he didnít play, he was a equipment manager) but damn they beat Iowa State at Iowa State! And they beat Navy 30 to 0 at Navy which almost beat Notre Dame Ė Ah yea you can tell Iím trashed now cause Iím ranting about UCONNÖ Iím watching the NC State game and they are kicking the shit out of FSU! LMAO Ė What a year.

[Mister Mittens Ė One drunk pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 11.23.02 at 06:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh my god I canít feel my feet (19 Mikes Hard Lemonades and 8 Jack and Cokes) HAHA FSU sucks!!

[Mister Mittens Ė One under the influence pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 11.23.02 at 06:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm not so sure you lost now though! Did you see the replay on OSU's go-ahead touchdown? The center SO bobbed his head and moved -- it should have been a penalty. They shredded the refs over that call on ESPN. You know I'm just teasin' -- as a Sooner I was a very big Wolverine fan today. I'm drinking right along with you though. OU just went up 14-0 over Tech with 9:36 left in the first!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 11.23.02 at 07:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Youíre drinking along with me? I canít see you oh wait there you are I think - Wow your cute! Oh never mind thatís my cat Ė LMAOÖ Rememer I'm drunk and playing

[Mister Mittens Ė One inebriated pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 11.23.02 at 07:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

It's not yellow, it's MAIZE, thankyouverymuch...

¤ ¤ credit: Scott | 11.23.02 at 09:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yup he's right - learn your colors!

[Mister Mittens - One colored pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 11.23.02 at 09:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Maize, piss-poor yellow...it all looked about the same today. *ducks* ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 11.23.02 at 09:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Don't make me fly out there and kick your ass!

[Mister Mittens - One joking pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 11.23.02 at 09:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Will the 'Canes get any love in the blog?

¤ ¤ credit: John | 11.24.02 at 07:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

What do you mean you beat your big rival last year? I thought OSU won that one. Am I wrong? ;)

¤ ¤ credit: JE | 11.25.02 at 03:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh c'mon now -- OSU is our kid brother. Not our rival. You've gotta let 'em win one every now and again so they can enjoy the holidays, too! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 11.25.02 at 03:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Only a OU fan would think losing the Texas A&M was as bad as losing to Michigan.

¤ ¤ credit: me | 11.26.02 at 04:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ummmmm...perhaps you can't read dumbass. I said, and I quote, "At least the Sooners beat our big rival this season and last..."

Which to the Michigan-impared means "WE BEAT TEXAS IN (2000), 2001, AND 2002!" Not "we lost to A&M..." Thank you. Drive thru.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 11.26.02 at 05:07 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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