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Posted: 11.15.2002
How to PISS ROBYN OFF for $1000, Alex
Yesterday, I linked to this site because its owner wrote and asked if we'd all like to participate (cash prizes of $500 to $2000 each month for the winners). I'm not about joining the soft porn biz. I'm about the charity. So I politely declined and wrote him back saying so, and let him know I'd put a link on his site if others would like to participate. I thought that was that. NOT.

I woke up today to find out the fucker that owns it SIGNED ME UP (without my consent or permission) to be in his affiliate program. I was e-mailed a "welcome to our affiliate program" note with login and password. HELLO?!? You do NOT sign me up for an affiliate program -- especially of that nature -- without my permission. And when I logged in to cancel, you can't cancel your membership through the interface. You have to e-mail him with questions. His lame-ass excuse in another e-mail I found buried in the inbox was "well I thought you could give the proceeds to charity". Again, HELLO?!? Shouldn't that be MY decision, McFly? You took my e-mail address. You abused it. Prepare to die like the pumpkin-fucking scum you are.

So if you choose to affiliate yourself with this character, be warned. He annoits himself as your pimp and expects you to quietly become his bitch -- with or without your consent! I think he forgot who he was messing with...

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

*shakes head in amazement* The guy is a tard. If you couldn't tell by his crappy site design alone.

¤ ¤ credit: Jason D- | 11.15.02 at 03:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

why's everyone always dissing my girl! :)

¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 11.15.02 at 03:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

No, he didn't forget, he just had no clue in the first place. Pumpkin-fucking scum... *snort*. Good one!

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 11.15.02 at 03:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

MY goodness... what a big freak. Don't mess with our girl Robyn, jerk!

¤ ¤ credit: kristine | 11.15.02 at 03:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Pumpkin-fucking scum" I'm gonna have to remember that one :-)

¤ ¤ credit: Jason D- | 11.15.02 at 04:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

The guy has until 4:55 p.m. EST to get my link removed (I gave him an hour). Then I'm putting his e-mail address up here and I invite everyone to use their spare-boredom-weekend time to sign him up for a few affiliate programs, as well, on my behalf... Call it my little "thank you" payment.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 11.15.02 at 04:07 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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All old ping links have been removed from this blog. Die spammers, die!

Hey pretty, don't you wanna take a ride with me through my world?

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