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Posted: 11.01.2002 Who's got the last laugh now
Every once in awhile, among all the "tear-jerker" forwards, my mom will send something that makes me chuckle. So now, you can, too.
Men are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs. Then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, I wish you'd come to me sooner. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.  i wrote a few of those on my comment board at work... the recipe/sci fi one and the one about noticing the eyes first :) Thanks for the laugh. ¤ ¤ credit: leandra | 11.01.02 at 03:51 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ LOVED the politician one!! ¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 11.01.02 at 08:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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