Let "the seven year itch" begin!
Gee, I really love you and we're goin' to get married
Money for nuthin' and your chicks for free
Don't piss off the postal employees
I don't have to put on the red light
Excuse me while I burst out into fits of laughter
Just because I color-coordinate my bat and tennis shoes...
Like sands through the hourglass
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Born with a silver mouse in their hand
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better
This one is for Susan and Sean
I love to feel the rain on my face, taste the rain on my lips
The other monuments so white and clean
Does she look "perky" to you?
You miss too much these days if you stop to think
I want a doctor to take your picture...
Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay
It's ladies night and the feelin's right
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap
Four guys on blog blog baby
Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
She'll leave her heart in San Francisco
Obviously she only played that role on TV
For the love of all that is holy, why?
Discover your inner bitch
And now for something completely different
I've been working on the railroad...
Maybe they’ll ban markers
May we see your photos please?
'Cuz you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip
Can't we all just get along?
Happy birthday Nikki and Susan!
File it under "sick fucks"
Bells will ring...the sun will shine...
For the times that you wanna go and bust rhymes real slow
Grab a beer - drop your pants - send your wife and kids to France
Tuesday, shoot me in the head...
Serenity now! Insanity later.
Just another manic Monday...wish it were Sunday...
I wanna grow up to be...be a debaser
Keep your head in the stars but your feet on the ground
She's got the cutest little baby face
Pimp-Daddy Ken sold separately
Hap-hap-happy birthday to you!
She's so lucky - she's a star
Reason #9,469 to hate tex-ass
And if I can't have everything well then just give me a taste
The Force is strong in them
If Todd made TV commercials
I believe that was a burn...
And you shoulda known better
114 days left 'til kickoff...but who's countin'?
If you're cranky and you know it, flash your blog
Tuesday's child is full of grace
If they could see me now...
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams
Reason #4772 why I love Chris Pirillo
And now, your moment of zen
Gotta photograph, picture of
Catches thieves just like flies
You say it's your birthday...
A hunka hunka burnin' love?
Slice o' Southern hospitality
Sick of weddings yet? Tough!
And bringing up the rear...
He expects me to do WHAT?!
Everybody was Kung Fu fightin'
If you are confused, check with the sun
They say that breakin' up is hard to do