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Posted: 05.04.2002
Make a new plan, Stan
Todd and I are busy formulating the answer to all of our problems. We're putting in a new front yard this weekend -- as we've finally killed off the old one 'til it's dead and dry and just needs to be raked up. ("If at first you don't suck seed, keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed.") We've decided that instead of waiting on a list for years to adopt a healthy, bouncing baby boy - we just need to head on in to the state agency and ask for the 14-year old special. I think you can pick up a couple of those in 2-for-1 deals from the drive-thru window, and they even throw in a free bamboo steamer and set of Ginzu knives for your trouble these days. (And the Ginzu may be handy to have around in a lockbox with teenagers in the house.) Because what point are children really if you can't say, "Son - go out there and mow the yard. And trim those hedges while you're at it..."

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Isn't that called slavery?? LOL!! There are plenty of children out there of that age who need someone to take care of them and love them and guide them through life - and I couldn't think of a better couple to do that. Just think, you're probably saving them from a life of crime, drugs, jail and at the very least, stupidity and laziness.

¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 05.04.02 at 09:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Is it really considered slavery though if you have a hot tub, a satellite dish, and all the Ben & Jerry's ice cream you can handle? ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.04.02 at 09:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

damn if i was not on the other side of the world i'd putting my hand up even though i despise yard work! i'm a sucker for hot tubs and sattelite dishes :)

¤ ¤ credit: miss kathryn | 05.04.02 at 10:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Just remember Robyn... If we get free room & trips to the beach, Michael and I will be there in a heartbeat to help with the yard work. It is obvious we are learning to enjoy this stuff. =)

¤ ¤ credit: Lynn | 05.05.02 at 01:53 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Lynn, you're hired! Be here tomorrow? ;-p We need to hit Disney together again soon anyway!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.05.02 at 03:02 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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