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Posted: 05.08.2002
If Todd made TV commercials
(Recent exchange between the two of us.) Background info: Have you seen that Kodak commercial where the little kid goes to the photo lab with a photo of his grandmother from way back when, showing her playing baseball? Now imagine that photo was of a penis. And scene...


Little kid: I need you to make this picture bigger.
Salesclerk: How's this?
Little kid: No bigger.
Salesclerk: This ok?
Little kid: Yes, thank you.

New setting...at grandma's house...

Little kid: Grandma, can you still do that?
Grandma: Well let's see...I used to be able to catch balls like that...

Fade to black... Share a moment. Share life.


*bows* Thank you for joining this installment of Pollman Masterpiece Theater.



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



OMG! *falls over laughing*

¤ ¤ credit: Jenni | 05.08.02 at 09:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

warped I tell ya just plain ol warped.... I love it :)

¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 05.08.02 at 10:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Now that's funny!

¤ ¤ credit: Camille | 05.08.02 at 10:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You are one sick and twisted couple! BLESS YOU for sharing it! *wicked grin*

¤ ¤ credit: C.C. | 05.08.02 at 11:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yes, I do believe we need help. ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.08.02 at 11:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Thanks! I needed that laugh!

¤ ¤ credit: Tammie | 05.08.02 at 11:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That's classic! Now one question - is that a picture of a regular penis? Or of a penis dressed up in cute baby doll dress? Teehee!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 05.09.02 at 12:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

did you just say "penis", robyn pollman?

¤ ¤ credit: hoopty | 05.09.02 at 03:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

hmmm... where's my camera?

¤ ¤ credit: Stu D. | 05.09.02 at 08:50 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

*snort*
you two are too funny... lmao

¤ ¤ credit: Jen | 05.09.02 at 10:34 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Bad, bad Robyn and Todd. You just made iced tea shoot out my nose.

¤ ¤ credit: jamese | 05.09.02 at 01:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Huh...

¤ ¤ credit: jana | 05.09.02 at 01:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Now that's a true Kodak moment lol.

¤ ¤ credit: Dustin | 05.09.02 at 04:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Omg I am still cracking up over that one.

¤ ¤ credit: Sarah | 05.09.02 at 07:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i wanna watch YOUR tv...!!

¤ ¤ credit: ratty | 05.10.02 at 04:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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