Would you like some sauerkraut, German boy? German boy?
Code, code, code...breathe...code, code, code...
Prezzies prezzies everywhere!
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
You say it's your birthday?
Best of all is Butterball
We're sorry, the call you made could not be completed as dialed
Make it a Blockbuster night
Presenting...the Dress of the Year
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3
It's beginning to look a lot like...
Birthdays, birthdays, everywhere!
Yo, Ding Dong man! Ding Dong man, yo!
You say it's your birthday?
Maybe some birds shouldn't fly
Stop, remember, and say thanks
It's beginning to look a lot like...
Ohhhhhhh mom...pssssst...pass it on!
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Could my life be ANY more lame?
You could hear a pin drop
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's just like Christmas!
When the clock strikes 12
Do I get fries with that?
Fertile as them thar hills
Where do you want to get pissed today?
Mmmm...little chocolate donuts...
End this war in 60 minutes flat