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Posted: 11.06.2001
Fey Rules!
This one is courtesy of Tara, and it darn-near caused a spit-take! QUOTABLES AND HIGHLIGHTS FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S" "WEEKEND UPDATE WITH FALLON & FEY" - 11/3/01 - CO-ANCHOR FEY - “ On Monday, Attorney General John Ashcroft issued a terrorism warning asking all Americans to be on 'high alert' this week. Then on Friday, he announced that the period of high alert would be extended indefinitely. I think I speak for all Americans when I say, 'Bitch, I can't be any more alert than already am. I'm opening my mail with salad tongs. I take my passport in the shower with me. I'm watching so much CNN I'm having sex dreams about Wolf Blitzer. How this, how about you be on full alert. I'm gonna freeze my head like Walt Disney and then you wake me up when everything's cool, OK?' ”







HEY

¤ ¤ posted by Mama on November 7, 2001 at 12:26 PM ¤ ¤




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