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It's not easy bein' green
Anyone up for bar-b-chewed Buffalo?
5 things you may not know about this site but should
And I'm familiar with the Kama Sutra
Never, ever go by the letter
Who's got the last laugh now
No more monkeys jumpin' on the bed!
We're a couple of misfits
The pumpkin patch that's the least sincere
The trick is to keep breathing
(A Small) Victory waits on your fingers!
They love you when you're on all the covers
A decent respect to the Opinions of Mankind
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, goddamn you
Holding on, hold it high, show me everything
I offer good nutrition in a simple way
If I'm to be your camera, then who will be your face?
Can't...breathe...laughing too hard...
Fast, slow, fast fast slow
A pre-dawn tree-hugging, hippie liberal rant
Do your boobs hang low? Can you swing 'em to and fro?
Do my tears of mourning sink beneath the sun
You're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever
My Johnson sucks and blows
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline...