The Coochie Snorcher That Could
Take my hand...take my whole life too...
Sunny days sweepin' the clouds away
My Cupid has a first name...it's T.O.D.D.
Happy Hallmark-and-FTD-Generated Day!
Is this your CD collection?
Meanwhile back in Salt Lake
Here she is...your ideal...
I'd like to thank the Academy
And now for something completely different
Me thinks more sex is in order
Like sands through the hourglass
More on the devil's browser
For that very special someone
laissez les bon temps rouléz
What do you want to do with your life?
He's got radioactive blood
Kicked in da' butt by love
Some things are just more important
And you can speak your mind but not on my time
*insert mic in your face*