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Posted: 02.13.2002
Here she is...your ideal...
Let's all take a moment of silence for this year's Miss America...who seems to have become disenchanted with the pretty crown. Heartbreaking, isn't it? Poor dear. Once you've mastered the "screw in the lightbulb" wave, there's really nowhere left to go but down the spiral.



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I feel so wicked doing this, but LOL.
*shaking head* nope can't say I'd wanna be miss america. Just likes being grumpy me ;) and when would you have time to do that with all that waving and smiling?

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 02.13.02 at 02:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

isn't that pretty much all you need to do? What I'd like to know is what in the heck she could possibly say when she's at a "public speaking" event.
I always thought Miss America was the trophy girl at the local stock car racetrack.

¤ ¤ credit: hoopty | 02.13.02 at 03:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh no hoopty -- the Miss America pageant is the "#1 scholarship source in the world". They are a smarter breed of beauty queen. *sputter, cough*

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 02.13.02 at 03:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I felt a great disturbance in the force...as if millions of brain cells called out, and then were suddenly silenced...

¤ ¤ credit: todd | 02.13.02 at 03:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You mean that you need to go to college to be a professional bimbo? It ticks me off to see this money going to women, based mostly on how they look...while the average-looking but smart women (and men, too!) often have to scrape for any scholarship money they can get.

If the pageant is having all of these money problems, maybe it's time to do away with it. It's obvious that no one really cares much about this crap anymore!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 02.13.02 at 03:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

On the contrary, Christine M.
The pageant has long been one of benefitting women of all ages, colors and creeds.....
.....as long as you're white, dumb and pretty.

¤ ¤ credit: hoopty | 02.13.02 at 03:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Don't forget about big hooters. Gotta have big hooters.

¤ ¤ credit: todd | 02.13.02 at 03:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*couagh* benifitting women of all creeds.*cough sputter* Uh Huh, go on sell me another one. Additionally, I thought those also had to be big 'natural' hooters. As for the public speaking I believe they are only required to recite the following "World peace".

I am not quiet sure what they requirements for being Miss America are, but unfortunately judging from the show it seems as if all you need are those purty looks and an ability to smile and wave at the camera.

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 02.13.02 at 03:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I just LOVE the movie Drop Dead Gourgeous, and didn't mind Miss Congeniality either. I think that the days of pagents are numbered. It's a beauty competition with a bunch of pathetic questions to be answered. Q. "Do you think the bill of rights is a good thing or a bad thing?" .......... A. "A good thing??" (name that quote Todd!!) I'd like to see the swimsuit and all the crappy gown sections go and see sensible smart women up there in power suits raising money and being smart, but no-one'd watch it.

¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 02.13.02 at 05:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh good god, give the dumbass a kleenex.

¤ ¤ credit: Candi | 02.15.02 at 12:10 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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