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Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
...and you can be my Cowgirl
One bling-bling to rule them all
Brother can you spare a grand?
Doesn't mattah if you're black or white
God money - don't want everything he wants it all
You risk the game by taking dares with "yes"
The famous Mr. Potato Head
And let me play among the stars
Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal anymore?
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
<insert audible groans here>
Pass the eggnog, and spike it please!
...and the last shall be first
Let me show you the world in my eyes
It's Christmas and we're all in misery
Hey, Mr. DJ - put a record on
Better than all the rest?
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better
Oh I wish I was a little bar o' soap
"He sees you when you're sleeping" scares me
We'll never feel bad anymore
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Without love, it ain't much
Just like grandma used to make
May I have your attention please?
Thumpety thump-thump, thumpety thump-thump