Houston, we have liftoff!
All I've got is a photograph
Beavis, I have seen the top of the mountain...
Can I please get a Boomer Sooner?
A special note from Statia
The neighbors complain about the noises above
The summit of beauty and love
We've got boobies, yes we do -- we've got boobies!
Big and small, you love 'em all!
She was sent here from heaven, and she’s daddy’s little girl
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy...
Blogger wet t-shirt contest!
We must! We must! We must increase our...
A year's supply of Turtle Wax
List'ning to the Muzak, thinking 'bout this 'n' that
Yeah, I called ya' fat - look at me I'm skinny
Tastes great, less filling
I’ve got to gather my senses together
To all the girls I've loved before
Chicken soup for the blogger's soul
Don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
They're real, and they're spectacular!
Soft, fluffy milk pillows™* for Thanksgiving
If the Pashmina doesn't fit, you must aquit
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
I get by with a little help from my friends
She's moody and grey, she's mean and she's restless
There's many lost, but tell me who has won?
Fame puts you there where things are hollow
It's beginning to look a lot like...
Dry lips crack out for more
Hey. Wait. I've got a new complaint.
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it...
How many people wanna kick some ass? I do! I do!