Oh no - you're invited but your friend can't come
This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
For the guy who has everything
To the heart, tick tock you don't stop
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
Get back to where you once belonged
Not yet a woman - brought to you by Botox
This used to be my playground
Two tacos shy of a fiesta platter
The battle of who could care less
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better
'Cuz I can't be your Superman...
Goddess on a mountain top
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!
Does this floss make my butt look big?
What's your definition of dirty, baby?
An Apple a day keeps Ctrl+Alt+Delete away
It's an institute you can't disparage
Can't sleep - clowns will eat me
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside