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Posted: 07.27.2002
This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Note to self: Keep sex toys at home when flying Delta from here

CLEARWATER, Florida (AP) -- A woman who says she was pulled off an airplane and asked to take a sex toy out of her luggage after it started vibrating is suing Delta Air Lines, saying she was publicly humiliated.

Renee Koutsouradis, 36, said she was with her husband awaiting takeoff from Dallas in February when her name was called over the loudspeaker.

She said she was met by a Delta security agent who told her something was vibrating in one of her bags. She said she explained it was an adult toy that she and her husband had just bought on a trip to Las Vegas. She said the agent took her to the bag on the tarmac and made her remove the toy and hold it up, according to the lawsuit filed Wednesday. Some passengers on the plane saw everything, and three male Delta employees "began laughing hysterically" and made "obnoxious and sexually harassing comments."

Koutsouradis was allowed to repack and return to her seat.
(Read full article at CNN.com.)



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Always take out the batteries before packing.

¤ ¤ credit: wKen | 07.27.02 at 05:42 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

My sentiments exactly, wKen!

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 07.27.02 at 05:57 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

i say you smear it with chocolate, and if they try to embarass you, deep throat it and really freak 'em out.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 07.27.02 at 06:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I heard that on the radio before I left for work yesteday...everyone has said "take batteries out before fling people"

¤ ¤ credit: Heather | 07.27.02 at 07:30 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

true, she should have taken the batteries out but what they did was wrong by making her hold it up. it's a silly lawsuit really but she'll probably get something. maybe even a free trip to vegas.

¤ ¤ credit: kat | 07.27.02 at 09:16 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

What lawsuits aren't silly anymore? :) There's the guy suing the fast food chains because he's fat, etc. At least this one has some merit - that would be SO embarrassing!!

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 07.27.02 at 09:30 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

She should have left out the batteries. She didn't take much thought into packing. I hope the judge laughs at her too. I don't think it was wrong for the public display. It was her fault causing any kind of delays. They made an example out of her.
Everyone has the power over their own emotions, no one can make you feel embarressed unless you want too.
I always take out my batteries,but if for some reason it happened to me. I would have said "you wanna watch me use it?" or maybe "Don't be jealous"

¤ ¤ credit: Shelli | 07.27.02 at 11:13 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I agree with Shelli. She will get something out of it for sure. Take the batteries out, unless, maybe they were using it and rushed to pack? I would be totally embarrassed, but, I would deserve it and take it like I should. A lawsuit over that is ridiculous and I hope the judge throws it out of court. Maybe she will get a letter of apology instead.

¤ ¤ credit: Simply Sara | 07.27.02 at 02:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

The only thing that bugged me was the flight attendants making remarks. Harrassment isn't okay even if I'm waving a big 12 inch pink dildo in the air. From other passengers it would have just been crude but from employees? I wouldn't sue but I'd have made a note of employee names for some retribution later.

I love Shelli's comebacks, btw.

¤ ¤ credit: Cis | 07.27.02 at 02:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Fuck the dead, that's lame. Airport security staff need to be allowed to read comic books or something, instead of amusing themselves with being cruel to travelers.

I just got back from a trip, and almost every time I go thru security I beep, even tho I'm wearing no metal at all (not even my shoes when I fly) and my husband, decked to the nines in steel gear, does not beep at all.
Now, on the way out this time, I wore a sweater and jeans and boots and did not beep. Miraculous! On the way home however, I wore hot weather gear and my tattoos were showing, so you know I got the full on partially disrobing, groping treatment. At least my groper was a cute chick. I saw a guy pull a woman out of the waiting area for one of our flights and frisk her, I can't believe she didn't complain.

But seriously: don't buy sex toys in Las Vegas. That's just gross; the whole "cheap and tawdry" association just wouldn't get me off, I don't think.
m a i l o r d e r
;)

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica | 07.27.02 at 03:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

(d'oh)

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica | 07.27.02 at 03:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Mail order removes some of the experience. I have to touch and feel the items prior to purchase to make sure it will be, something I will truely enjoy.


Then if I am really interested in people watching I am sure I could fine someone in the store who will be interested. It's too bad people take themselves and other's way too seriously. I say this, go get yourself layed and be happy leave me out of your drama.

¤ ¤ credit: Shelli | 07.27.02 at 07:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hmmm ... and people think that's embarassing? Here's an embarassing story heard from a relative of someone near and dear to my heart. A guy (we'll call him Steve -- not real name) is heading off to the airport about to be shipped off somewhere for a long while via military service. His friend *dude* drives him and his girlfriend at the time to the airport. Steve decides to have one last "shag" with his GF while in the backseat of the car. Steve also utilizes a ***cockring*** for this adventure. Steve and GF are barely finished when they all arrive at the airport. In a hurry Steve grabs his bags and rushes off to catch his plane. Steve gets to security -- walks through -- EEEEEEEEEEEE. Alarm goes off. He's pulled aside and hand wanded. Every time the wand passes by his crotch, it goes off. Yep. Steve forgot something. But Steve was in a serious hurry and about to miss his flight -- so what does Steve do? It would take time to have to be escorted to one of the little rooms to um ... remove the item. So he takes one deep breath, whispers to the security agent(who's jaw drops to the floor) reaches inside his pants and pulls out the item stating loudly for everyone to hear "YEP -- IT'S MY COCKRING!!!"

The end.

p.s. He did get to keep the cockring after placing it in the basket and walking through the metal detector again. Be careful what you put in those baskets ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: Kitty | 07.29.02 at 01:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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