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Posted: 07.24.2002 Two tacos shy of a fiesta platter
E-mail I just received (full name withheld to protect the stupid):
From: fred Date: Wed 7/24/2002 6:17 PM Subject: why do chicks make so big a thing about being married? You are. that is that. so what? Is it like putting up a stuffed animal on your smoking room wall? Look what I shot and brought home? blog on, and lots of luck. My full reply? "Uhhhhh...alrighty then!" Thank you, drive thru. 
 ummmm yeahhhhhhh alllllllllllrighty then. The stupid need protection alright, from themselves. ¤ ¤ credit: Statia | 07.24.02 at 06:14 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ Sphincterssaywhat? ¤ ¤ credit: Ashley | 07.24.02 at 06:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Only two tacos short? How about "half a bubble off centre" for the plumbers out there or "a few steaks short of a barbie" for all those Aussie readers. I have more, but I only just woke up and my brain is running in safe mode at the moment. ¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 07.24.02 at 06:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤"fred" has obviously never bagged a babe. He's not a stud. But this information cannot leave this room, ok? It would devastate his reputation as a dude. ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.24.02 at 06:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I would not... fuck that panda bitch. ¤ ¤ credit: NastyMike | 07.24.02 at 06:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Oh yeah, Fred is totally a virgin. And who the hell has a smoking room these days? :) ¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 07.24.02 at 06:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Stop it Mike! Don't make me come over there... ;-p ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.24.02 at 06:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤You like kitty? YOU LIKE KITTY?! hehe ¤ ¤ credit: NastyMike | 07.24.02 at 06:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Does he realize he equated men to wild animals who should be shot and hung? ¤ ¤ credit: michele | 07.24.02 at 06:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I prefer mine "well-hung". <insert rimshot here> ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.24.02 at 06:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Sorry Todd! *snicker* ¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 07.24.02 at 06:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Oh Fred. Poor, poor Fred. Clueless Fred. What a freak. ¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 07.24.02 at 07:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤*fred* is such a virgin that he probably doesn't even know how to whack off! Seriously, though, I DO see being married as an accomplishment. It means I managed to find a great guy to spend my life with. No longer am I out there in the dating pool, meeting the *freds* of the world, and listening to their BS. *fred* can only dream of what our hubbies get from us! :-) ¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 07.24.02 at 07:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤marriage, shmarriage! *ducking* ¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 07.24.02 at 07:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Getting married is an accomplishment, but these days staying married is an even bigger one. And this is coming from someone who oddly enough... is not married. hehehe ¤ ¤ credit: NastyMike | 07.24.02 at 08:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤What a freak! ¤ ¤ credit: Camille | 07.24.02 at 08:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤What a freak! You almost feel sorry for him, but... DON'T. Hee Hee! ;) ¤ ¤ credit: Christi | 07.24.02 at 08:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Doesn't "Fred" realize that the best husbands "make such a big thing about being married" too? If you really love and respect your mate why wouldn't you brag about being with them? I'm very proud to have my hubby "hanging on the wall" and frankly I think he enjoys those looks of adoration. ¤ ¤ credit: Angela | 07.25.02 at 07:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
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