Take this column and shove it
Don't be silly - wrap your willy
She is the queen of the goddamned internet
I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up
Oh Mickey you're so fine...
You're invited but your friend can't come
We already have one - and it's in Massachusetts
Of colors proudly gleaming red and white
Behold the power of cheese(ball)
He could...go...all...the...way
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Guavaween!
I went to class uphill both ways while barefoot in the snow
Too shocked to think of a witty caption
Picture page - it's picture page!
Hey baby - I like it like that
Breakin' the law...breakin' the law....
The immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"