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Posted: 04.16.2003
It's not the size of your blog...
Well it looks like the Blogger Boobie-Thon is finally getting a run for its money. Now we have "the penis blog project". (WARNING: Link so not very work safe!)

But don't expect to see my Dick over there any time soon. No. Seriously...

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Personally I liked the boobies MUCH better, go figure.

¤ ¤ credit: Sean | 04.16.03 at 03:16 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You do have to, errrr, salute the Abe Lincoln one on artistic merit though...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.16.03 at 03:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤


¤ ¤ credit: Kitty | 04.16.03 at 03:48 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Number 18 looks ready to drop off.

¤ ¤ credit: Raised by Chaffinches | 04.16.03 at 04:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I wonder if anybody I know is going to enter? I wonder if I should enter?

¤ ¤ credit: Mace | 04.16.03 at 06:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Uhhh, somehow I don't think I'm going to be clicking on *that* link! ^_^

¤ ¤ credit: Koganuts | 04.16.03 at 06:40 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

are we gonna have to show nip this year?

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 04.16.03 at 08:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Penusii are weird. Just look at them. They are funny looking. And don't even get me started on testes. How weird are they?!

¤ ¤ credit: Ashley | 04.16.03 at 08:57 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

NOT to say I don't enjoy them. I'm glad God gave us penusii. But they are funny looking.

¤ ¤ credit: Ashley | 04.16.03 at 08:59 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Damn, I'm at work! *must not click must not click* Seriously though, I (as a hetero woman) would much rather see 10 boobie-athons than a penis drive. They are funny to look at - boobs are pretty!!

¤ ¤ credit: kimmie | 04.16.03 at 09:17 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I wholeheartedly agree with Ashley and kimmie. Penusii (lmao) are just plain goofy-looking. Boobies are more aesthetically pleasing.

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 04.16.03 at 10:57 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

the penis really is such an unattractive appendage. one i am rather grateful for, i will admit...but just not pretty to look at - not at all. it's not there to be looked at anyway;)

¤ ¤ credit: lor | 04.16.03 at 11:36 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

To me, the most erotic photos of men are of them in boxer or board shorts -- definitely not in tighty whities (won't even let Todd own a pair), Speedos, or teeny tiny briefs -- unless we're talking tight football pants. And the male nude in most instances should be shot from the side-angle or behind. But that's just me. I'll always sneak a peek at a Playboy, even though I'm 100% hetero -- but have no interest in a Playgirl whatsoever. I agree with the commenters above wholeheartedly as well.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.16.03 at 11:44 AM | link--this ¤ ¤


uhm..there are just some men who SHOULD NOT be photographing their parts. LOL

Others aren't so bad. Boobies ARE nicer though.

¤ ¤ credit: jen | 04.16.03 at 12:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

(uncircumsized)PENIS AND CHOPSTICKS!

¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 04.16.03 at 12:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hmmmm, I don't know ladies. I love looking at men, but they sort of need to be the model types, you know? ;o)

¤ ¤ credit: Maria | 04.16.03 at 01:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


¤ ¤ credit: Eden | 04.16.03 at 01:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


wonder who #20 is? *snicker*

but still...OMG

¤ ¤ credit: Dania | 04.16.03 at 02:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

To Maria, part of the point was that we are not models, that we are just average bloggers. In fact I'm disapointed that we are all queer (at least all the people I know involved are) and not cutting accross sexual orientation as well.

Jonno's point was that we all get worked up about just a little bit of skin that a lot of you have pointed out isn't that attractive anyway (I'm not sure I agree with that). Though, I do like guys in briefs and speedos, I think that the mystery of what's under there is a bit more sensual then seeing it.

A friend (yes, gay) IMed me about it and said he was kind of supprised that it didn't seem erotic or pornagraphic. I was glad. America gets to worked up about nudity. Remember John Ashcroft draping Lady Justic in a robe to cover up her nude breast? Was that in any way pornagraphic? No, it was nudity, and that has nothing to do with pornography.

¤ ¤ credit: Jamison | 04.16.03 at 03:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

The boobies did so much more for me! The penis really is an ugly thing. I do give points for creativity for a couple of them and there's one man there who was "long and tall" that must make his girlfriend a happy chicky!

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 04.16.03 at 05:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


¤ ¤ credit: Sonia | 04.16.03 at 05:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 04.16.03 at 05:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I know penises aren't pretty, but neither are vaginas.

¤ ¤ credit: Mace | 04.16.03 at 07:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

yeah, what Jamison said. (and, uh, Jessica, how do you know that the blogger you're talking about isn't making his boyfriend a happy ducky instead? ;)

it's also been interesting in all of this to read (here and elsewhere) discussions of whether penises are "pretty" or "ugly" or whatever. i mean, they're just another body part. ears are kind of funny looking too, if you think about it, but you rarely see people getting worked up about them like they do about penises ...

¤ ¤ credit: jonno | 04.16.03 at 09:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I am at work so I am going to have to look tonight!

¤ ¤ credit: LisaC | 04.16.03 at 10:07 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I personally like the Boobie-thon better (go figure, huh?) None of the Boobie-thon pictures were strictly uncovered - in many there were merely cobwebs and dreams between the camera lens and the skin, but none were completely nude. That is the difference between the penusii (I like that term) there and the boobies here. But I do have a question - is #2 for real with all that hair? I'm a hairy guy (except for on top of my head) and I don't even come close!

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 04.16.03 at 10:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh my that was nice... very nice, except I couldn't find the "add to my shopping cart feature." I'll go look again.

¤ ¤ credit: Aurora | 04.17.03 at 01:58 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

*confused look*
I thought bush maintenance was back in style. (?) I mean, we know it's in style for the chicas, but what about the boys? Eh, maybe it was just wishful thinking on my part...
Get some hedge clippers, boys. *shudder*

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 04.17.03 at 03:12 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I like nicely maintained bushes, but I think the new style it no bush, which I don't like as much. I amit I don't trim mine, but maybe I should.

¤ ¤ credit: Mace | 04.17.03 at 06:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

This is cracking me up!! I like Susan's comment, "Get some hedge clippers, boys"!

Wow, I'm amazed at how a lot of penis' look the same, aren't you all?? Some of them were different, but the majority of them looked alike...and how ugly! LOL Definitely, the boobie-thon gets more raves from me! ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Crystal | 04.17.03 at 10:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hehehehe. I have to say I haven't had this much fun online for a while. Time for some serious brazilian waxing gentlemen.

¤ ¤ credit: sian | 04.17.03 at 02:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

you seen one, you seen em all. :p

¤ ¤ credit: stacey | 04.17.03 at 06:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I assume you've read about the burgeoning Vagina MonoBlogs idea?


I highly recommend that all you ladies get in on this one!

¤ ¤ credit: Kevin | 04.17.03 at 06:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

there's only so much meat curtains one can take!!

¤ ¤ credit: stacey | 04.17.03 at 06:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

which reminds me of...

what vagina are you?

¤ ¤ credit: stacey | 04.17.03 at 08:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i find each of the penises to be very unique though i find some more attractive than others.

alot of the comments here are representative of the feminization of america. everything feminine is beautiful and great and everything male is evil and ugly. it all revolves around this stupid victim ideology that this country is obsessed with. (the vagina monologues is a perfect example)

the penis is the ultimate symbol of external sexual desire and people fear it. don't be afraid of the penis. embrace the penis in all it's splendid glory.

¤ ¤ credit: wendy | 04.19.03 at 07:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Loved your post, Wendy. I find most penises to be beautiful, regardless of their state. I rarely meet one I don't like. :-)

¤ ¤ credit: Mickey | 07.24.03 at 11:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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