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Posted: 08.18.2003
Please stop frightening the children
As mentioned below, tonight the Bucs take on the Rams in pre-season Monday Night Football. When this occurs, I am morally obligated to issue my own special kind of terror alert. That's right, you run the very real risk of coming face-to-face with Brenda Warner on your television screens this evening. Be prepared, since I can't be any longer. I have compiled a list of things to watch for in the "Brenda Warner Drinking Game". The telltale signs are as follows:

  1. feather boa (1 shot)
  2. dressed in neon (1 shot)
  3. any kind of animal print (2 shots)
  4. frosted hair (2 shots)
  5. hair shorter than Kurt's (3 shots)
  6. nails longer than 2" (1 shot)
  7. fingernail with diamond in it (3 shots)
  8. leather mini skirt other than black (2 shots)
  9. frosted lipstick (3 shots)
  10. baby blue eye shadow (2 shots)
The best defense is a good offense. Keep your Cuervo Gold standing by. And feel free to add to this list in the comments if you'd like...



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I don't watch football, but thanks to your blog, I have seen the horror that is Brenda Warner.

Two words: alcohol poisoning! LOL!!!

¤ ¤ credit: christine m. | 08.18.03 at 04:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

eh, but it's just pre-season... she won't get the air time normally allotted to her during the regular season.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 08.18.03 at 04:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

She was looking pretty tame when I saw her earlier -- maybe she got exorcised over the season?

Go RAMS!!

¤ ¤ credit: Zuly | 08.18.03 at 10:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah for her I'll agree, and I'd have to say the Bucs stunk it up tonight -- congrats on the win!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.18.03 at 11:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hmmm, I only saw one Brenda shot. I hope you bent the rules to make the evening more enjoyable for ya. LOL As a longtime Rams fan (started when they were here in L.A.) I was glad to FINALLY upend the Bucs after the last three years of losses.

¤ ¤ credit: James | 08.19.03 at 03:02 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

as a person that HATES football, i had no idea there were such freaks in the stands. you mean to tell me she wears this shit?

wow. money can't buy a fashion sense. everyone knows that a boa is strictly for the NHL

¤ ¤ credit: dj mo fo | 08.19.03 at 09:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Dear sweet lord in heaven, what a cougar!

¤ ¤ credit: quinn | 08.19.03 at 10:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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