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Posted: 09.23.2002 Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
Today I have to issue my own terror alert. The corresponding colors are red and pewter. Only this time, the alert issued is for a form of domestic terrorism -- or perhaps a crime against humanity. You make the call. The subject of this alert is one Brenda Warner. Should the St. Louis Rams do well tonight in their Monday Night Football game against the Tampa Bay Bucs, there is a very high probability that we will all be subjected to this face repeatedly on our television screens. Sometimes the subject appears cloaked in feather boas and Brighton leather goods. The fashions are provided by the Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection, and Mrs. Warner's unfortunate hairstyling is compliments of Flowbee.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.  I'm afraid! :D hehe ¤ ¤ credit: NastyMike | 09.23.02 at 05:13 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ We are so with you on that Robyn!!! ¤ ¤ credit: Heather | 09.23.02 at 05:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Frightening. Very frightening! I can't believe you can still buy those Flowbee things! Just the other day, I got this catalog in the mail, Harriet Carter or something...one of those ones filled with tacky junk, and they had the Flowbee. So now, when I get one of these things, I no longer have to ask myself, *who buys this crap?* Now I know! :-) ¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 09.23.02 at 05:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Dude, there's another reason to pull for the Bucs...office football pool! :) ¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 09.23.02 at 05:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I hope the Rams lose, but it's because I'm a 49'ers fan. I think Brenda looks cute, in a butch kind of way. ¤ ¤ credit: wKen | 09.23.02 at 06:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Oh wKen, say it ain't so! Please tell me it's just a pity-thing... ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.23.02 at 07:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Someone is a little cruel today, I mean picking on poor Mrs. Warner (ok she’s not poor). But what did she ever do to you? BTW – even know I like the Bucs, I would have to bet the Rams by 3. [Mister Mittens – One rammed pussy] -this ¤ ¤She really does blow my theory out of the water "that all footy wives/chicks are attractive" ¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 09.23.02 at 07:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤She's always fair game in this blog because of the way the sports world portrays her. I'm sorry, but I don't intend to hold her up as a deity. For no other team do you see the constant zoom-in's on the wife (one per game maybe, a full four-quarters of them, no). For no other player do you see more shots of his wife on-air than of his coach. And if I have to sit through that bleeding heart story one more time about how poor little grocery store clerk Kurt rescued that single mother from her shiny trailer park tower.....vomit. Most Bucs fans hate her. I am not alone. Check the comments! :-) And for the record, check out the title of my domain name once more. She doesn't have to do anything to me in order for me to throw a tantrum about it. It's my god-given American right. ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.23.02 at 07:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I'm so glad that I'm not the only person on earth who is completely freaked the fucked out by this woman! She's S-C-A-R-Y!!! ¤ ¤ credit: C.C. | 09.23.02 at 08:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Steve highly recommends Viagra. For your free sample, just ask your doctor! ¤ ¤ credit: Steve | 09.27.02 at 02:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤i think Jacqueline Smith is hot...many o fantasies 'bout her as a young child growing up going week to week on charlie's angels. so step off jacqueline. if kmart wants to throw her money and call the product after her..whatever..i'd take it. ¤ ¤ credit: peat | 09.28.02 at 04:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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