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Posted: 06.03.2003
You said it!
Poor, misunderstood celebrities...
  1. "I think that's one of the only reasons God created celebrities. To help those who can't help themselves." —Milla Jovovich

  2. "...I wasn't about to wear some golf shirt with a collar. I went out on the links in three-inch high heels and barely anything on and they didn't seem to mind." —Mariah Carey, announcing her desire to design a new line of golf clothing (just announced on Rome)

  3. "I know Miss Lopez is supposed to have a reputation as a bit of a diva, but this is ridiculous." —Monaco Grand Prix insider, after J-Lo was passed up for Naomi Campbell and Helena Christensen when first-class flights for herself, fiancé Ben Affleck and entourage, five nights in a hotel and a $25,000 fee weren't enough for her appearance (she demanded $412,000 and was ceremoniously uninvited)

  4. "He and the rest of this production's cast are so desperately eager to please that they practically French kiss the front row." —Los Angeles Times critic Reed Johnson on Jason Alexander's performance in "The Producers" (Note to Jason: You haven't been funny since Seinfeld. Get over yourself already.)

  5. "We will have a new generation throughout the world that will know Madonna as an inspiring storyteller." —Nicholas Callaway, editor and publisher of Madonna's new children's book (Note from Robyn: Old generations already know her as an inspiring storyteller?)

  6. "'If I die, I will leave Edward everything." —Courtney Love, on pining away for Edward Norton (Note to Courtney: Uhhhh, shouldn't that be going to Frances Bean?)

    But don't worry about Edward's affections being elsewhere, because Courtney also states: "'He'll never marry her [Salma Hayek] - for one, he can barely understand half of what she's saying."

  7. "'Michael's career is rock bottom and he's hoping Puffy can help him reclaim his crown as the King of Pop." —unnamed source, on Jacko and P. Diddy making plans to go into the studio to lay down some tracks later this month (Note to the freak-duo: Yeah, that'll fix everything. Good plan. I guess just insisting everyone call you the King of Pop isn't making it so, now is it?)
I think my IQ just dropped 15 points. I really have to stop doing this.

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Note to Jason Alexander: You weren't funny while on Seinfeld, kindly jump off a bridge now, you short bastard.

¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 06.03.03 at 01:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

One more KFC commercial, and I'm jumping off the bridge...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.03.03 at 01:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

$412,000, I wonder where she pulled that figure from? Yes, I'll do it but you have to pay for the new shoes that are being designed to match the carpet in my Bently. Sheesh what an ego.

¤ ¤ credit: Theresa | 06.03.03 at 01:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I *love* these Robyn, where you get em? keep em coming! As for Ed Norton - he belongs with Salma -- they make such a cute couple!

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 06.03.03 at 01:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

sorry showing off my blonde - if i clicked your links i'd figure where you'd get them.... der on me

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 06.03.03 at 01:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Heh. I just sent you a long list of my gossip site stash. ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.03.03 at 01:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow. I've never met anyone else to agree with me on Jason Alexander. Seki is the first. I NEVER liked his character on Seinfeld. That's the one reason I really didn't watch that show.

Maybe Courtney doesn't remember she has a child due to all the drugs she takes, eh? I've never seen someone that appeared so completely strung out every single minute of their life. It's sad.

¤ ¤ credit: Melissa | 06.03.03 at 01:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Today's Page Six has more on the interview with Courtney. It adds:

"He's [Edward's] a dad to [Love's 11-year-old daughter] Frances. Drew [Barrymore] is her godmother."

Of course, the rest of the interview makes her sound like she's 12 -- not in her 30s. Such a waste of perfectly good oxygen...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.03.03 at 02:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

so what did Romey and the clones have to say about Mariah's upcoming golf line o' rags?

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 06.03.03 at 02:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Courtney Love is such a hag. Salma Hayek could kick her strung out white-trash ass anyday of the week, that puta pendejŠ cabron. I'm sure Salma and Ed are laughing right now over her pathetic psychotic dillusions. J. Lo needs to get tha fuck over herself, she is so vain it grosses me out. Mariah Carey is just a ho.

¤ ¤ credit: Maria | 06.03.03 at 05:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

YEAH! What Maria said!! ...All of it!! *G*
And a *drooooool* for the perfect couple just for good measure. Gah, I love Ed 'n Salma...

¤ ¤ credit: Brainy | 06.04.03 at 04:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Honestly, if I had a relationship with Salma Hayek, I wouldn't care if she spoke nothing but Farsi. (And if Norton speaks Spanish, there's no problem anyway.)

¤ ¤ credit: Abby | 06.10.03 at 10:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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