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Posted: 05.13.2003 Dear Abby,
I received the following e-mail to WM! today (exactly as it appeared). Anyone wanna help me decipher it, and / or add your guesses to the new riddle for the ages?
Can you please answer this question for me. Yeah, I think it's going to be another one of those days...  I was going to say "elope", but newlyweds don't need to elope because...well, they're already married. (Duh?!) So, I guess I'll say...get an annulment? ¤ ¤ credit: Kevin | 05.13.03 at 02:20 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ Have sex on their wedding night? ¤ ¤ credit: merrin | 05.13.03 at 02:30 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Not have sex on their weddding night? ¤ ¤ credit: sunfleur1 | 05.13.03 at 02:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Not have a honeymoon? Return gifts? Huh - that's some question. ¤ ¤ credit: Hey Lisa | 05.13.03 at 02:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Merin and Sunfleur hit my two guesses. ¤ ¤ credit: ronbailey | 05.13.03 at 02:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤*blink* i honestly have no idea.. ¤ ¤ credit: munin | 05.13.03 at 02:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Have midgets and great danes in their honeymoon suite? ¤ ¤ credit: kj | 05.13.03 at 02:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤forget the lube. ¤ ¤ credit: Joelle | 05.13.03 at 03:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Participate in role playing? Go to Niagra Falls? Not have a honeymoon? ¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 05.13.03 at 03:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Have a 'themed' wedding - like knights in shining armor... ¤ ¤ credit: Don | 05.13.03 at 03:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤LOL, I get emails of that same mentality to my domains. What the hell do we look like? information booths? ;) ¤ ¤ credit: kristine | 05.13.03 at 04:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Open there presents immediatly? I really have no clue. ¤ ¤ credit: ginadapooh | 05.13.03 at 05:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤what the other 89% don't. ;) ¤ ¤ credit: lor | 05.13.03 at 05:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤OOooooooh, good answer Lor!! :D ¤ ¤ credit: Hey Lisa | 05.13.03 at 05:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤11% of them do it for the first time. Sounds about right. ¤ ¤ credit: Alteredboy | 05.13.03 at 05:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I'm thinking lor has to earn some kind of comment prize for that one!
-this ¤ ¤I tried googling it, and I came up with: 11% of newlyweds: ...were most willing to go over budget for the wedding gown. ...got engaged in December, August, and/or September. ...wanted china or silverware as a wedding gift. ...got married in June. Probably none are the right answer, but I had fun whacking Google mercilessly for the answer. :-> ¤ ¤ credit: Tina | 05.13.03 at 05:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Wow -- you definitely get extra credit! Thanks! ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.13.03 at 05:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤The phrase "in through the out door" comes to mind. :) ¤ ¤ credit: dave | 05.13.03 at 05:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤What do those 11% do? Blog about it before enjoying the honeymoon. 'Natch. ¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 05.13.03 at 07:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤dave took my answer... you know, 'diggin up in dat ass' as a famous voice mailer once said. ¤ ¤ credit: jay | 05.13.03 at 08:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤OMG. I love Dita Von Teese! Niiiice, extra credit pic, Rob!! ¤ ¤ credit: Brainy | 05.14.03 at 02:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
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