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Posted: 05.07.2003
And that's the way it was...
We need another full moon. Strange news is severely lacking lately!

  1. First it was rumors of "Casablanca". Now after fulfilling Ben's fantasy with a Flashdance video, J-Lo is in talks to remake "Flashdance". Is nothing sacred with her?
  2. And they called it puppy love...
  3. Carson Daly drops $1K on lap dances during Derby weekend. For a grand, the bitch had better clean my house and wash the car, too!
  4. FARK headline: "Mike Price lost his job at Alabama after having sex* with what appears to be Dee Snider." (see photo)
  5. The Prostitution Film Festival -- with such classics as "vulva massage education". Ohhhhhhh...Delores!
And now...your moment of zen...

*Please note: It appears Price did not actually have sex with that stripper, although it's reported two others joined Price overnight in his hotel room. He did spend several hundred dollars while in Destiny's company, however.

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

woooooooo Dee Snider!! LMAO! Damn that is one oogly woman..
And uh...the moment of zen photo..he looks like hes holding more than his kid LOL


¤ ¤ credit: jen | 05.07.03 at 02:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Regarding Mike Price, you just gotta love big-time college sports. Of course, what the hell would I know about that. I went to Rutgers.

¤ ¤ credit: Hondo | 05.07.03 at 02:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm glad I'm not the only one that caught that, Jen!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.07.03 at 02:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

An amusing addition to the J-Lo "Flashdance" article...

From IMDb.com News: "Jennifer Lopez was so eager to make the video for her new single 'I'm Glad' an exact replica of '80s movie Flashdance, she donned the same bodysuit that star Jennifer Beals wore 20 years ago. The New York native, 32, who based her video on the 1983 classic, insisted on wearing the same red bodysuit Beals' body was adorned with in the film's notorious water-pouring scene. A source who worked on the hot video, which was filmed in Los Angeles in February, says, 'The dress had been in storage and never worn since the film, but Jennifer made sure she got it for the video.' But, according to American magazine Us Weekly, J.Lo's shapely buttocks posed a slight problem. The source adds, 'She had to have the suit cut in the back so that two panels of material could be added so it would fit her.'"

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.07.03 at 02:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"shapely buttocks" ??? boy, that's a generous assessment. I guess "bigass ass" just doesn't flow with the rest of the article.

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 05.07.03 at 02:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I really..REALLY loathe her...

¤ ¤ credit: jen | 05.07.03 at 02:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Did anyone notice in the picture in the "Peoplenews" link that J-Lo has Tammy Faye eyelashes? Go check it out!

¤ ¤ credit: Kathy | 05.07.03 at 02:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm still pouting over the whole Casablanca stint. Childish maybe, but seriously can you honestly see them fulfilling those rolls properly? I can't! Shapely buttocks. Bwahaahaa! ;o)

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 05.07.03 at 02:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

It looks like he's grabbing more then the child... I was shocked when I saw the photo - I'm such a prude. :)

¤ ¤ credit: susan | 05.07.03 at 03:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Those false eyelashes are made of fox hair, too, Kathy.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.07.03 at 04:07 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow. Now that is one twisted sister.


¤ ¤ credit: Melissa | 05.07.03 at 05:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Look, when you've been out on a boat with 4000 other guys for 6-9 months, when you get home you grab what you can when you can.

¤ ¤ credit: a different Bill | 05.07.03 at 05:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ok, I realize none of the rest of y'all are commenting on this...but doesn't it bother you that the caption on the picture of the tiger with the pigs, it says the tiger was "BREAST-FED" by a female pig. BREASTFED. Sorry, that BUGS me. Now every time I see a woman nursing her child I'm going to think of pigs. Pigs DO NOT have breasts. When's the last time you ordered a pork breast? Pigs have teats. They DO NOT breastfeed.

Ok. I'm done ranting now.

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 05.07.03 at 09:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

thank, Rob! now, whenever i hear the phrase "Destiny rears its ugly head", i'll know exactly what they mean...

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 05.07.03 at 10:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Fox hair? What? Regular fake eyelashes aren't good enough? Oh, wait, we're talking about J-Lo here.

They still look bad.

¤ ¤ credit: Kathy | 05.08.03 at 01:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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