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Posted: 04.18.2003
Have you seen my baseball?
Do you ever get the feeling as you're going through life that God was a huge fan of There's Something about Mary...and he's just sitting upstairs snickering, "I'm fucking with you, Ted!"

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...


¤ ¤ credit: Dave | 04.18.03 at 02:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Even worse are those who go through life being given the frequent "franks and beans" by God. ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Will | 04.18.03 at 02:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yes, especially lately. I am cursed and doomed, I tell you.

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 04.18.03 at 02:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 04.18.03 at 02:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Actually, my belief in a higher power was nearly shattered when I found out that there would be a second season of The Anna Nicole Show.


¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 04.18.03 at 04:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

daily, twice a day even...

¤ ¤ credit: jennypoo | 04.18.03 at 05:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


¤ ¤ credit: Angel | 04.18.03 at 05:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I have days when it feels like that but in my case it seems more like this part of a joke from Sam Kinison on the HBO special he did called "Breaking the Rules" that goes something like this:

"God's up in heaven going thhhhp, yeah I got bored! I got bored so I told Pat Robertson to run for President!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Watch, this! Watch him do it! Watch him do it! Hey, tonight I'm going to make him get up at 3:00 in the morning and tell him to go check his tire pressure! Watch this... Pat, Pat, it's the Lord! I want you to go out and check your tire pressure."

¤ ¤ credit: Michael Deibler | 04.18.03 at 07:54 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hey, if there is a God (as I believe) then he/she invented humor - ALL forms. Gotta believe that even the sick, twisted humor is appreciated by God. Probably invented when he was on a bender; didn't Jesus drink mostly wine?- after all it was safer than the water of the time. And God still has a sense of humor, Mike; how else would Anna Nicole get a second season?

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 04.19.03 at 09:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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