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Posted: 04.05.2003
I've got my orange crush
[tex-ass can bite my ass] Let this be a lesson to you boys and girls... When you go out and cheer for tex-ass, you only succeed in looking like an ass!

Hasta la bye-bye 'whorns. Your lovely parting gifts are at stage-left. You just thought it was funny when the mighty Orangemen beat us last week, huh? Good luck Jayhawks!

texass sucks...texass sucks...
texass can bite my ass!
texass sucks...texass sucks...
texass can bite my ass!
texass suuuuuuuucks!
texass suuuuuuuucks!
texass can bite my ass!
bite, bite! chew, chew! texas bites my ass, whoo hoo!
texass can bite my aaaaasssssssss!

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

heard this on once...

Why do the Longhorns wear Orange?

They play ball on Saturday
They go hunting on Sunday
They are on the side of the road picking up trash on Monday....

¤ ¤ credit: Don | 04.05.03 at 11:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

And this after I said to Seymour, "At least we made it further than Oklahoma!" LOL!!!

Thanks for photoshopping that bitch's ass for me... (grumble grumble grumble)

¤ ¤ credit: Zuly | 04.05.03 at 11:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

But, dear Zuly, the law of averages still says texass sucks. For example, OU made it to the Final Four last year, and you were eliminated early. HA!

¤ ¤ credit: todd | 04.05.03 at 11:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

And on the ladies side, go UConn!

¤ ¤ credit: KB | 04.06.03 at 12:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I have several months to write a aimilar *Yankees Suck* song...or will it be several years???

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 04.06.03 at 02:27 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

when i saw her on craiggers, i thought of you. HA!

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 04.06.03 at 02:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i knew you would like that. it looks now like she had an accident in her pants.

¤ ¤ credit: peat | 04.06.03 at 11:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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