link--this

I only get two strange searches, but I get them both pretty darn regularly. I get people looking for "mormon underwear" and people looking for "bare feet" or sometimes "stocking feet".

The underwear one I understand, I blogged about it once a couple months ago. But the feet one? What? And of course now that I've written it here I'll get a bunch more and so will you!
Bwahahahaha

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I keep getting one for "How to seduce my Mom". Ugh. I don't even wanna ask.

And I think that the 'hasselhoff puppies' search is hysterical! I loved that picture!!

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haha love 21 :)

¤ ¤ credit: SpunkyTheMonkey | 03.09.03 at 08:30 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Dude.....and I think it's weird when people get to me by searching for how to make homemade Prozac.

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Interesting list. The weirdest Google hit I got was far "dog-riding rodeo monkey." Pretty good considering I get almost no traffic!

¤ ¤ credit: ben | 03.09.03 at 09:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i get the most searches for 'leg braces'. i don't know why but it cracks me up every time.

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I'm all over number 1 :)

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21. how to build a penis pump out of crap

I must be tired. I read that and thought it said "how to build a penis out of crap" and I was thinking to myself, all it takes is crap to build one? *scratches head* Those are some weird search terms girl! LOL!

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I get bunches of searches for "Vin Deisel naked", lots of typical incest porn searches, about 25 hits/day from people getting me confused with the Cheeky Girls, but the scariest ones ever was one searching for "Cotrone family dead" (my maiden name was Cotrone) and one searching for my kid sister.

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14. blog fisting - sorry, but julie will always be the Queen of Fisting.

16. - only because Susan wanted it. Or still wants it.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 03.10.03 at 06:25 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Haha... now you are going to get re-indexed (re-spidered?) for all these terms, and they'll keep on a-coming back to your site for these silly terms!

Then you must take advantage of it, like Antwon, who got so many hits for particular pr0n search terms, that he made a deal with some pr0n sites to redirect the lost searchers to their respective sites. Brilliant!

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Yeah, I know I'll keep getting hit, Courtney. It keeps me secretly amused. ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.10.03 at 12:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

" how to build a penis pump out of crap"

hehehehe

¤ ¤ credit: Paul | 03.11.03 at 01:44 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I never realised I'd make it to number 2 in the chart with all my searches.

All my searches are for "painless suicide" and "how to make tasers" with the occasional "kiddy porn" from Yahoo search.

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hi

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