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Posted: 01.31.2003
Craven, Dick
Y'know all those funny names in the phone book? Well here they are together on one site. I seriously can't believe there's a Hugh G. Rection somewhere out there. What were his parents thinking?

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

If your last name is roll don't name your kid tootsie. If your last name is case don't name your kid justin.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 01.31.03 at 08:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

why on earth would anyone's last name be roll?


what kind of scary-ass ancestors does that dude have?

¤ ¤ credit: ericalynn | 01.31.03 at 10:30 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

gr8 link ~ one of my best friends from college was named Doug Nipple. His father, who used to come up to visit from time to time was unapproriately named, you guessed it, Harold. He actually preferred Harry, not Harold.

¤ ¤ credit: btezra | 01.31.03 at 11:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

ROFL! Some of those are priceless! There's a guy in my town whose name is Dick Johnson. He used to be a radio DJ at the local radio station when I was a kid. And yes, that is his real name. :)

¤ ¤ credit: Kathy | 01.31.03 at 12:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Here's my "true name story"...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.31.03 at 04:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Phat Ho"
Must of had really strange parents to name a child that??????
Oh Please!!

¤ ¤ credit: Sonia | 01.31.03 at 05:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

A long time ago, there was a man who lived here in my little hometown named Harry Butts. lol Great link! Thanks for sharing! :)

¤ ¤ credit: Leigh | 01.31.03 at 05:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hey Robyn, GREAT! Your funny story is not a new name to me. Here in Iowa in the annals of the Iowa High School Girls Athletic Union, the girl who was the leading scorer in the 1968 state basketball tournament was phonetically the same name ... Fonda Dix. (I didn't believe it until I saw it in black and white)

On a similar note, my dad was a high school teacher for 35 years and saw many names. The absolute gem was twins named Jack and Jill Hill. (Again, I didn't believe it until I saw the grading sheets)

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 01.31.03 at 06:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Those are too funny. On WCW wrestling years ago there was a group of guys who were named MIA. They all had "military" names and the one, who originally went as Hugh G. Rection because General Rection, then there was Private Parts, Major Gunns(The female of the group lol) and a couple others. Don't know why but I felt I had to share that with you....

¤ ¤ credit: Dragon | 02.02.03 at 10:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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