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Posted: 01.31.2003
Juicin' the =w=eez
[from The Onion]

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Even though, I usually just lurk I almost emailed that to you yesterday when I saw it on the Onion.

¤ ¤ credit: Matt | 01.31.03 at 01:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hey, thanks for saying "hi"!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.31.03 at 01:16 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Can someone please explain to me why there would be cum and butter in ONE place, please...?... Or at least why you would be wearing clothing while handling the two together...?...

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 01.31.03 at 03:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.31.03 at 03:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Susan, that piqued my curiosity too. And dammit, I really want to understand. Even if I shouldn't.

Maybe it's two of those crazy in love people making cookies and all of that mixing is getting hhhhhhhhhot and well, I think you can use your imagination on the rest, though I don't want to think of sugar cookie dough wedged in someone's ass crack.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 01.31.03 at 06:26 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Susan, Statia, I'm one step better than Jeeves; I can show you the answer.
I'm just that kind of helpful guy.

¤ ¤ credit: Lunchbox | 01.31.03 at 11:46 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

i mostly lurk, too, but i thought i'd posit a "cum and butter" explaination:

Last Tango in Paris.

sorry if it's a TMI.

¤ ¤ credit: chris | 01.31.03 at 12:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Susan, I really don't think they are talking about butter you spread on bread. It's a different kind of butter...... to be more specific, only women can make such stuff. Some men can't get enough of it.

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 01.31.03 at 06:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ha! It took me a minute or two, but I remembered this caption's source too! Why do I love the captions so? They're as much fun as the posts! thanks, Dottie! And remember...I'm a loner. A rebel.

¤ ¤ credit: Jody | 01.31.03 at 08:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Whoops! Not the caption, but Rob's comment. But I still love the captions...

¤ ¤ credit: Jody | 01.31.03 at 08:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You guys crack [that one was for Statia] me up! Lunchbox... is that an offer? ;o) Chris, I've never seen Last Tango in Paris, but it sure looks like I'm gonna!! And BillH, that was quite a succint explanation; much obliged...

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 02.01.03 at 03:02 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Holy geez. The anal retentive spelling queen didn't proof and left out a 'c' in succinct. Oy.

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 02.01.03 at 03:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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