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Posted: 01.23.2003 It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that cling ![[confetti]](http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/confetti.jpg) Sure it probably seemed like a good idea at the time to pack the shipping box, the cards, the envelope, and every single piece of tissue paper to be found with mylar confetti. I'm sure you had quite the good laugh wondering how we were ever going to get to our presents without spilling it everywhere. Hardy har har har.But as I sit here finding that magnetic cling crap in places I didn't know I had, under my nails, on my legs, all over my countertops, sprinkled about the floor -- and it takes me at least 30 seconds to pluck each individual piece I find off my fingers after picking it up, before finally convincing said piece that it really wants to be in the trash can instead -- well the joke is now lost on me. I do believe this means war. I will be in your home this spring. I will be armed. I am unrolling your Charmin and every time you go to wipe you're going to be oh so very shiny. I am going to fill the socks in your undie drawer with it so you will never get this crap from between your toes. I am sprinkling it in your sheets so that every day when you wake up, you have to add an extra 20 minutes to your beauty routine for confetti removal. I am opening up your purse and dumping a whole bag in, so that every time you go to write a check, you leave a happy l'il trail of you all the way out the store. I'm zipping open your vacuum bag and I'm setting it to reverse, so that every time you think you're cleaning it up, you're only blowing out more all over your house. I "got" the joke. Now prepare to pay dearly for it. Love, -Robyn (and Todd)  I'm glad I didn't do that. The payback would kill me! ¤ ¤ credit: Jen | 01.23.03 at 08:27 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ no shit. i am making a mental note to never EVER play a "joke" on Robyn. ¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 01.23.03 at 10:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤LOL! I can take a joke. But that confetti stuff is the devil. ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.23.03 at 10:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤*imagines confetti stuck in places confetti is not meant to ever be found* Ouch! That could get itchy, I think! ¤ ¤ credit: chicky | 01.24.03 at 01:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Yikes. That makes me want to take a Silkwood-esque shower just thinking about it! ¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 01.24.03 at 01:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Oh, that's just plain dirty. Go get 'em. ¤ ¤ credit: Quinn | 01.24.03 at 08:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Those f00kin bastards!! I would have to kill someone, just would have to! ¤ ¤ credit: Paul | 01.24.03 at 01:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤My friend has a confetti addiction. I open anything she sends me outside. I never mention that I don't like it, she would put more in. ¤ ¤ credit: Michelle | 01.24.03 at 02:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Remind me to never piss you off! Yikes. ¤ ¤ credit: Sunidesus | 01.24.03 at 03:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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