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Posted: 01.21.2003
Nothing fit to print
This is the best I could do. So sue me, but FARK is dead at the moment and my eyes hurt.

  1. Looks like I'll be wearing jeans and a t-shirt, along with straight hair and no make-up, next fashion season...
  2. Please tell me I'm not the only one with a bullshit meter at red alert right now!
  3. Remember when you just stopped, dropped and rolled? You have to give the snowman an identity these days -- sheesh! "How many engineers does it take to build a snowman?"
  4. Oh heavens above, let it be true.
  5. Get injected with deadly botulism or risk stinkin' pits...let's see...I'll take the stinky pits and a case of Secret, please. Sidenote: How bored and/or desperate do you have to be to volunteer for a study rating pit odor on shirts?
  6. The Bucs don't need to fear the Raiders. Oh no. They need to fear the killer trees!
And now...your moment of zen...



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



BONUS MATERIAL: FARK Photoshop contest -- rejected cigarette ads

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.21.03 at 03:55 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I second the "bullshit meter"! That guy has a serious OJ Simpson aura about him.

¤ ¤ credit: queen | 01.21.03 at 05:48 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

How cheesy. Number 3 talks about building the "perfect snowman", and then they show a picture of one that doesn't even have a carrot for a nose! Slackers.

¤ ¤ credit: GeekGrrl | 01.21.03 at 08:21 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm sorry... it's hard to hear you over my own Bullshit-o-meter™ going off, and it's only on "3".

Iread two lines of that news story, and thought... "yeah, the husband has something to do with it.". Then on her website:

"I hope that volunteers do not let the recent news of Scott's suspicious activity get in the way of finding Lacy. The world is praying for her safe return.". wtf????

¤ ¤ credit: -e- | 01.21.03 at 10:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Re the Laci Peterson case...I see an eerie parallel between this and another nationally-known case. Anyone remember Charles Stuart? He offed his pregnant wife, but said that someone else did it...I believe he said it was a black man. In Boston, where this happened, there is still a good amount of racism, so he was believed at first.

Once his story crumbled, he committed suicide by jumping off the Tobin Bridge.

And I believe he was screwing around too. He probably didn't want the kid, and wanted to get out of it. I would bet that the same goes for Scott Peterson.

He is guilty as sin here!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 01.21.03 at 10:27 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Interesting...

¤ ¤ credit: Keanuette | 01.21.03 at 11:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

maybe shes hiding out to get him back for having an affiar? I dunno.

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 01.21.03 at 12:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well Ruthie, the part that was discussed on the radio here in great detail (do you listen to the Drew Show on Real Radio 104.1 in Orlando?) was the day of her disappearance. Just stop and think about these facts and let it sink in...

1. She's pregnant.
2. She's pregnant with their first child.
3. It's the holidays.
4. Christmas Eve to be exact.
5. Husband takes off fishing, and leaves her alone.
6. Would have left her alone on Christmas Day, too.
7. Don't know about your marriages out there, but if my husband found it more important to leave me alone on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so he could go fishing...alone...while I sat there about to give birth to our first child... Well let's just say more than the fish would have been gutted before I ate them alive upon return. And I certainly wouldn't put my own family and our friends through almost a month's worth of hell over their daughter and grandchild's disappearance just to get back at my husband over an affair either. It goes beyond just the two of them.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.21.03 at 02:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

At cinema's now, "Attack of the Killer Australian Trees". If they chop them down, where will the koalas live exactly?? ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 01.21.03 at 07:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh, Frasier. Much as I hate to say it, has outlived it's hilarity. They should have just ended the series gracefull with Niles and Daphne's wedding.....I still love to watch the re-runs, but once Niles' obsession with Daphe was out in the open, it just wasn't as gripping anymore.....

¤ ¤ credit: hmw | 01.21.03 at 08:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Robyn, as a former Bluefield VA native, I can tell you there's a whole lot of snow and not a lot to do in the whole Bluefield VA/WV metropolis. In fact, in the summer when they run out of snow everyone sits around waiting to see if the thermometer will hit 90 b/c if it does there's free lemonade for everyone in town. See how much more interesting snowman engineering is compared to that?

¤ ¤ credit: Angela | 01.22.03 at 06:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Considering the trees are everywhere down here I must run! But where! Can't leave house! But tree might fall on house. Must build bomb shelter.

(Seriously but they do kill people- mostly campers now and then- but as they say about everything else the chances are pretty slim-unless the trees are diseased and then you are all in trouble- hahahahaha Australia's revenge to the world for encouraging Steve "crickey" Irwin.

¤ ¤ credit: LisaC | 01.23.03 at 08:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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