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Posted: 01.17.2003
Sometimes you feel like a nut
I know the following e-mail I received about WM! was s'posed to be serious, but I had a hard time stifling the giggles. It seems Christine and Mike* have entered the porn biz and didn't even know it...


Robyn,
Hello, I am writing to bring to your attention something that truly concerns me. I am in the process of planning my wedding, and have been searching the internet for reliable information, recommendations, and general assistance. To that end, I arrived at your website about 20 minutes ago, and was intrigued by the resources your site seems to offer. An article of yours caught my attention, it was archived at:

http://www.whollymatrimony..com/...sept00.html

I clicked on the link, and read the article, noticing that there appeared to be a link from the photo next to the caption

"Christine and Mike were
married July 22, 2000, in
York Beach, Maine
"

I moused over that picture, thinking it provided a link to the full article, as I was interested in learning more about the Justice of the Peace services offered in York, Maine. The file directory that comes up when you mouse over the picture is innocent enough but when I clicked on it, approximately 20 X-Rated pornographic websites immediately appeared on my computer screen. It took me approximately 3 minutes of continually closing each pop-up screen until it stopped. While this is most disconcerting to me, the area that really bothers me is that I had forwarded the article to my future-mother-in-law, who just called to inform me that she had also experienced the problem with the pornographic link. If your site is a pornographic website in nature, then it was hidden well by the facade of wedding information. Personally, I find it reprehensible to cover pornographic websites with the illusion of providing wedding information. Perhaps, your site is not pornographically based, and if that is the case, please forgive my anger, however, I would suggest you check the links from your site, and just please be aware that there is currently a pornographic link, from your site...

"I find it reprehensible to cover pornographic websites with the illusion of providing wedding information..." Yep, that's me! Spreadin' the weddin' love thru porn.


* They haven't actually entered the porn biz. An old domain that had lapsed was snapped up by a porn site, and I forgot to update the link on an over 2-year old article.



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



This is something to think about, before letting old domains lapse...IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!

I still feel like shit over it, though :-(

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 01.17.03 at 05:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I KNEW it!
I've been telling ya'll all week that Robyn's running a pron biz. Now the truth is out!

.. so, how do I get in on the action?

¤ ¤ credit: Quinn | 01.17.03 at 05:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm laughing my butt off here. I had to post and scold you about not updating all links you carry on your sites. Shame. Shame.

¤ ¤ credit: lazy blonde | 01.17.03 at 05:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Heh heh heh. Quinn said action.

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 01.17.03 at 05:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

At least she didn't say it was *morally* reprehensible. That's really bad.

¤ ¤ credit: Zuly | 01.17.03 at 05:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Bompa chicka wow wow!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.17.03 at 05:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That really is an impressive avalanche of pr0n.

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 01.17.03 at 05:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

c'mon, we all know you're in the porn biz. :oP

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 01.17.03 at 06:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

so when should we expect to see Robyn's Day Off out on shelves?

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 01.17.03 at 06:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

We've gotta get that lightsaber effect perfected first, Mikey!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.17.03 at 06:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You go girl!

¤ ¤ credit: mitch | 01.17.03 at 06:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

LMAO!!!!!!

Christine, this is not your fault, or Robyn's!! Life has it's little surprises, this lady just needs to chill out a little. Sheesh! :op

¤ ¤ credit: Maria | 01.17.03 at 07:07 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Nice try Robyn... we all know what you're up to:

¤ ¤ credit: sphinx | 01.17.03 at 07:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That is just so not right.
Excuse me, I think I need to go wash my eyes out with acid.

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 01.17.03 at 07:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Since you've decided to get into the porn business Robyn, I thought I would provide you with a helpful link. Good luck! ;)

fluffertraX premium adult sound

It appears they also have an ad for Pimp Hats, if you're interested.

::giggle::

¤ ¤ credit: GeekGrrl | 01.17.03 at 07:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sphinxy, that caused a spit-take once I glanced at the bouquet! LMAO!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.17.03 at 07:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Robyn! You naughty girl! Someone should spank you!

¤ ¤ credit: Ashley | 01.17.03 at 08:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Christ Sphinx, you have too much time on your hands!

¤ ¤ credit: Paul | 01.17.03 at 08:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah.....5 seconds is too much extra time. Maybe I should get a second job.

¤ ¤ credit: sphinx | 01.17.03 at 08:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

lmao@ sphinx photoshop! i nearly coughed up my soda on that one! there is nothing worse though than clicking a link and then be bombarded by a million pop ups of dicks and boobs and they just keep coming and coming and coming and no matter how fast you click and close there they are right in your face and then one of the kids starts talking and the sound of their voice gets closer and closer and then you just shut it down as fast as you can clicking the monitor off and perform an illegal shutdown before they tell all the kids in the hood that mom looks at dirty pics on the net. and as i typed that in one long run on sentance, did you feel the anxiety?

¤ ¤ credit: kat | 01.17.03 at 11:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yup... happened to me.
My old business site EroxGraphix.com, is now a portal for Cyberporn.Org. You don't want to *know* the trouble I got in because one stray link! It's very common for the porn industry to snap up domains with a large following.

(On an ironic note, part of the reason I let the domain lapse was pecause people thought the name sounded to "porno-ey")

¤ ¤ credit: -e- | 01.18.03 at 12:35 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

A friend of mine at work once sent me a link to the marshallow chic site", I thought it was so cute, I sent the link to another friend - and her reply was "cute, real cute" very mean like. It wasn't till a hour later I found out I sent her the wrong link! Two 's, not 1!

¤ ¤ credit: susan | 01.18.03 at 01:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

hm. oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that my old domain (nerdboymikey.com) got swiped out from under me by a bad porn search engine.

really, if it was a good porn search engine, i wouldn'ta minded so much.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 01.19.03 at 03:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

LMAO - busted!!!

¤ ¤ credit: Angela | 01.20.03 at 12:10 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

What da hell...?

¤ ¤ credit: Keanuette | 01.21.03 at 11:57 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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