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Posted: 01.12.2003
My 'I don't have to run day'
These should help kill the dead-air moments during halftime...

  1. Oh yeah. The world needed "R. Kelly, the children's book".
  2. Madonna says that Manolo Blahniks are better than sex. Can I pleasae borrow Guy Ritchie for awhile then? Purely for research purposes, of course.
  3. And in other kiddie-porn news... "I swear I only went there for the articles." UPDATE: Looks like he's been arrested. Oops.
  4. "But it goes to show why this kid has failed the driver's test four times..." I'm thinkin' so. Ewwww!
  5. Of course she just had to be from Oklahoma... Spew warnings on the sound files!
And to all of the Bucs' critics out there, I echo this heartfelt "Plpppppppp!" (Some links courtesy FARK.com.)

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Thanks for the halftime show! My 5-second reactions to each tidbit: 1. Look for the sequel I Can Undo Her Fly. 2. I wonder if Mr. Ritchie would agree with Madonna? 3. Did you notice the Brit spelling of "paedophile"? Does that make Petey a "paid" -ophile? 4. Of course the kid failed 4 times--when I was in driver's ed, I passed the hit-and-run test on the first try. 5. This gal has one song called "I'm Gonna Yodel My Way to Heaven". That's because yodelers already provide all the entertainment in hell. p.s. Go Yucs!

¤ ¤ credit: Jody | 01.12.03 at 03:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

OK, I've never really liked my name, but now I REALLY want to change it.

¤ ¤ credit: theresa | 01.12.03 at 05:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Based on Madonna's comment, that also says something about Sean Penn, Vanilla Ice, and a number of other famous guys along the way, doesn't it?

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 01.12.03 at 05:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Clean me out precious Lord" - Why am I thinking the word enema should be somewhere in that song.

¤ ¤ credit: Tara | 01.12.03 at 08:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow, other people's idiocy really lightens up my day with a laugh! ahhahahaha

¤ ¤ credit: Paul | 01.12.03 at 09:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I played on fark for hours last night, and that yodeler cracked me up!!

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 01.12.03 at 11:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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