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Posted: 12.30.2002
Slim pickin's
Tell me why I don't like Mondays...

  1. I guess I could understand if she was PMSing, but day-um.
  2. Don't worry. You might still be able to play a dwarf in LoTR 3.
  3. What is it with men and photos like this anyway?
  4. This FARK Photoshop contest is for Ashley.
  5. The strangest things lost at Disney World and Universal -- glass eyes, limbs and dentures -- oh my. I want in on those yard sales though!
And now, your moment of zen...

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

I read that story this morning about the woman and her kooky cookie. Can someone please get this woman a white chocolate chip cookie?!

She did it all for the Cookie
The Cookie
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 12.30.02 at 04:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

C is for cookie - is good enough for me!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.30.02 at 04:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

shoot, shoot, shoot - now you've got me singing crossed strands of the Cookie Monster Theme and Limp Bizkit's Nookie.

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 12.30.02 at 04:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

A big employee yard sale? How many digital cameras can a Walt Disney employee use in one year? Geesh.. they should be selling that stuff on ebay or something.

¤ ¤ credit: susan | 12.30.02 at 04:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Awww, what a cute - ugly ass baby rhino! 16 month gestation period though?

"First off, I'd like to thank God for making sure I had testicles..."

¤ ¤ credit: Morgan | 12.30.02 at 04:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

hahahahahah i love the news footage, where Ms. Cookie Monster blames the clerk. like, sheeeeahhhh right.

yeah, thanks judy. now i've that damne cookie song in MY head.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 12.30.02 at 04:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I liked how "cookie assault is simply a misdemeanor in Michigan". Heh.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.30.02 at 04:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


I was preparing to assault the Cinnabon chick tonight, but I was afraid of the repercussions. Thankfully I live in Michigan.

One night in jail, for one with extra frosting... I think I can handle it...

¤ ¤ credit: GeekGrrl | 12.30.02 at 04:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Geesh. Don't remind me of that ugly thing. Gov. Patton, a.k.a. "Can't keep my dick in my pants and want you to pay for my sex", thinks it will bring more tourism to Kentucky. I thought when they first showed a picture of the new plates on the news it was a joke. I could only be so lucky. Daric said he'll ride the bus before putting that on his vehicle... You'll get your ass kicked for puttin' somethin' like that on your truck down here!

¤ ¤ credit: Ashley | 12.30.02 at 05:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ha. My uncle works at Disney, and since he's having trouble with his ankles, driving to the lost and found is one of the things they assign him to do a lot. He's got a ton of Disney stories.

¤ ¤ credit: a different Bill | 12.30.02 at 08:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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