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Posted: 12.10.2002
Now that is customer service!
Reason #4,372 why I've watched too much "Beavis and Butthead": I had to struggle to keep a straight face when the nice FedEx guy (at least in his late 50s) handed me his clipboard, pen, and instructed, "Here. Right under the Johnson."



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



*snicker*

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 12.10.02 at 03:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*giggle*

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 12.10.02 at 03:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

heh. uh, heh heh.

¤ ¤ credit: leandra | 12.10.02 at 04:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

LOL!! Woohoo! ;-) Thansk for the laugh - I needed it, been a long day!

¤ ¤ credit: Karen | 12.10.02 at 05:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Heh, heh. She said Johnson.

¤ ¤ credit: a different Bill | 12.10.02 at 06:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm not a big B+B fan (although I've seen a bit of them), but just thinking back to Austin Powers 2+3 scenes which went like:
Colonel? You better take a look at this radar. What is it son? I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant ...
Dick! Yeah? Take a look out of starboard. Oh my god. It looks like a huge ...
Pecker! Ooh where? Wait. That's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's ...
PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long smooth shaft complete with ...
Two Balls! What is that? It looks just like an enormous ...
Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying ...
Willie! Yeah? What's that? Well, it looks like a giant ...
Johnson! Yes sir? Get on the horn and let British Intelligence know about this

And, yep, I *can* imagine B+B actually doing the snicker bit.

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¤ ¤ credit: Richy C. | 12.10.02 at 07:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i bet the fedex guy says that to all the ladies.

¤ ¤ credit: bitterman | 12.10.02 at 08:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

At least it was UNDER the Johnson instead of ON the Johnson!

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 12.10.02 at 11:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Bwahahahaha ... I wouldn't have been able to stop. I'm bad at hiding my emotions when they involve immature laughter. :D

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 12.11.02 at 08:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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