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Posted: 12.03.2002
I'm just a bill, yeah I'm only a bill
Note to bill paper invoice manufacturers: Please do not put the perforated-tear edges for the payment coupon less than .5 cm away from the tri-fold in the bill itself, making it completely impossible to tear the damn thing off at the right place properly. If you do, I wish you a lifetime of tongue-paper-cuts as you lick your own envelopes closed.



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How true is that. I've seen that so many times it's not funny. Why can't they make it ON the fold, or a little further away!! gggggggrrrrrrr

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 12.03.02 at 07:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I JUST sent two bills out this morning with the very same problem. Normally I try real hard to tear that son of a bitch as carefully as I can, being ever so careful to be sure to tear on the tear and not the fold. After having read your comment last night, I said the FUCK to this crap,,,screw them all -- I tore the sucker where it felt the desire to be torn and to hell if it fit in the envelope or not! (And it didnt! And I didnt give a shit!! And it felt GREAT!!!)

(Very little amuses me as you can see.)

¤ ¤ credit: Vickie T. | 12.04.02 at 03:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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