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Posted: 09.16.2002 Bunny hop
I noticed in my referral stats that I've been getting quite a few hits for "Playboy Girls of the Big XII" lately. Sorry, don't subscribe -- therefore have no pics to share. (Go here.) But I went to the website to see what the Sooner gal looked like, and ran across the Coed of the Month from OS-Who, Jessica. She hopes to pursue a career in agricultural journalism. (Honestly, what else is there for an Aggie grad to do?) She also gave us this pearl of wisdom:
Have you ever had calf fries? They're cow testicles. They taste like chicken. I know that people say everything tastes like chicken, but they really do. They're good with ketchup on them. Honestly, it's not that unheard of around here. Everyone in Oklahoma has eaten calf fries at least once. In the dorm I lived in last semester, they even had calf fries in the cafeteria. I would beg to differ, Jessica. Go ahead and say that to make yourself feel better 'n' all, but only Aggies go around putting animal balls in their mouths. We're a little more refined on down I-35 at OU. I lived in Oklahoma for 24 years and I can say with 100% certainty that I have never eaten calf fries. Not once did I ever even dine in the same vicinity with someone who ate them, and they are not on the OU cafeteria menu. You keep your kind up in that cow pasture they call Stillwater, mmmk? We'll be dining on Bevo burgers in Norman instead...  Damn girl, you post a lot of hilarious stuff (i.e. balls in their mouths) I’m thinking you might not have a real taxable job or even little tax write-off’s running around the house – but I could be wrong. I’m lucky if I can post once every couple of days, not for lack of material but time. Mister Mittens – One overtaxed pussy  -this ¤ ¤ might someone be just a tad bit resentful aboutthe OSU/OU game last year? I spammed you today with a pic you might like...something about OSU and poopstain/skidmark seemed to work. Although as a Colorado State Ram fan our biggest rival for years (before the CU Biffs started talking their smak) was the Wyoming Cowboys. Who have beautiful brown and yellow uniforms...we always said their coach has to remind them of how they are to be worn--brown on back, yellow on front...har har.. have a good monday. peat ¤ ¤ credit: peat | 09.16.02 at 03:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Mr. Mittens -- disabled and part-time freelance web designer from home. I can't have children. :-) Peat, much more than just one game...both sides of my family growing up had OS-Who alums... So far I'm the first and only to make the wise decision to attend a real school. I got Pistol Pete birthday cakes and orange presents when in college. I'll give 'em their one victory per decade so they can enjoy the holidays now and again. The series record is 74-15-7 (in OU's favor). ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.16.02 at 03:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤You know how the Playboy girls are, they just can't help but put anything that looks like testicles in their mouths... LOL! On the same line of strange foods, there is a "weird food festival" on the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand every year which has some REALLY weird shit..... ¤ ¤ credit: Joshua | 09.16.02 at 04:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤There is a group of frat boys out there who will wet their pants when see that and realize the seemingly small-scale joke of telling Jessica that the potato wedges in the cafeteria were made of cow testicles has now escalated to something truly monumental. ¤ ¤ credit: kellegous | 09.16.02 at 05:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤You see... add 100 pounds, a pair of spandex shorts, 17 babies, a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and put her on CNN after a tornado and you have the stereotypical Oklahoman. People like her give us a bad name, Rob! ¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 09.16.02 at 05:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Lol, hey nice site :) ¤ ¤ credit: Alexis | 09.16.02 at 05:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Actually, sadly enough calf fries were served at the Cate Cafeteria when I was a student at OU. I don't believe anyone ate them, but they were there. Regarding the U. of Wyoming, their mascot looks identical to Pistol Pete. osu is going to make UTEP look good after OU is through with them this year! ¤ ¤ credit: Cap'nSwanky | 09.16.02 at 06:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Well they weren't there the years Todd and I lived there, Cap'n. Are you sure that wasn't a menu for a home game weekend against the Aggies so they felt right at home? ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.16.02 at 07:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤By the way, in case you're in question of the OU cafeteria menu, I found it online. Please notice the lack of calf fries. Thanks. ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.17.02 at 03:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤20 years of Okie life. Never once did testicles of the bovine species or any other touch or pass by my lips. She reminds me of all the reasons I left that state. ¤ ¤ credit: evo | 09.17.02 at 03:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤never had a calf fry. never never never. a lot of experience with man fries though. although i don't put ketchup on them. or chew, because that's rude. ¤ ¤ credit: melly | 09.18.02 at 12:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤You know what's funny? My brother literally dated this girl in the seventh grade. If there is any way you can get some of those pics, I would be very greatful, considering his birthday is coming up. Oh, and we haven't ever had calf fries either. ¤ ¤ credit: gabe | 11.08.02 at 07:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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