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Posted: 09.12.2002 You want me to put that WHERE?
Uhhhmmm...this pop-up just showed up after visiting a lyrics site, and it was too good not to share. 4restore.com: Restore Foreskin and Enjoy Lovemaking Better.
"Congratulations! You have just taken the first step toward restoring one of the most gifted parts of the body. At 4Restore.com, we are dedicated to addressing important unmet health needs of foreskin restoration, by introducing a medically designed exerciser, ForeSkin Nature Restorer, to naturally restore your foreskin. With ForeSkin Natural Restorer, the remaining skin of the circumcised penis is expanded in order to produce a new foreskin. The tissue generated by the process is your own skin and is almost exactly like the original foreskin. In fact, the appearance of the new foreskin is so much like the original that few would ever know the difference." Some products just don't need their own website. No, really... I'm already crossing my legs just thinking about it, and I'm a girl.  I never knew I wanted or needed mine back....I have been quite happy & healthy  -this ¤ ¤ I hear that they're also working on a device to restore a woman's hymen to it's virginal condition. ¤ ¤ credit: wKen | 09.12.02 at 03:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Congrats, Robyn! I guess we'll all expect the before & after photos ala your hair color! ¤ ¤ credit: Kevin | 09.12.02 at 04:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤You're just getting all the good stuff lately aren't you??? ¤ ¤ credit: Zaldor | 09.12.02 at 04:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤It's a gift, really, Zal... ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.12.02 at 04:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤The weird thing is it wasn't a month ago I was reading about the at home version of this (called taping) from the links off a mother's site about the thought process behind her son's circumcision. I would *never* have thought there were not only men who feel circumcision is a human rights violation but men who want their foreskin back so much they go to these lengths (erm unintentional pun). Just one more reason why I'm choosing not to have children. I don't want to be responsible for these kind of lifetime decisions. And of course, Ewww! I'd hate to be the customer support operator for that product. ¤ ¤ credit: Cis | 09.12.02 at 05:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤How interesting. The customer's seem to be very satisfied. One problem though. It doesn't tell you how long you have to walk around with that thing taped to your penis! ¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 09.12.02 at 07:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Ummm... Of course I can't speak for EVERY man out there, but most get chopped shortly after birth and wouldn't have the slightest idea what they're missing. I'd imagine anyone who remembers their circumcision(aside from being scarred for life) probably was allowed to have some say in the matter and might not want to have the bits reattached. ¤ ¤ credit: Morgan | 09.12.02 at 07:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Wow, what a weird thing. Cool, for dudes who want their foreskin back. If that makes you cross your legs though, imagine a newborn baby being circumcised. Eeek! ¤ ¤ credit: Stephanie | 09.12.02 at 08:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤LOL! I invisioned a basket full of the things they had just saved for this kind of moment. Just like my grammy used to say...NEVER throw somethin away...never know when you're gonna need it. And see? A perfect example. -this ¤ ¤It's funny. My boyfriend got one the device (device name edited out). It was also called (device name edited out), short for (device name edited out). My boyfriend would put it on for hours and stretched some tiny skin out. I kind felt sorry for all the circumcised men. At the same time, I am kind of happy to see he is using the device, because his penis became BIGGER! ¤ ¤ credit: Linda | 03.14.03 at 08:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Hey Linda, if you're going to spam my comments with your free advertising -- you might want to make sure you take you URL out of your reply, nitwit! ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.17.03 at 04:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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