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Posted: 09.12.2002
Spam spam spam spam
Actual e-mail spam I just received... But the real question is, can it hammer a six-inch spike through a board with its penis? A girl's gotta have her standards.

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Spam spam spam - but, I don't like spam. And I even know what movie that 'nail' line is from.

¤ ¤ credit: annessa | 09.12.02 at 07:17 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Intersting.....I bet the stuff is real good for you too. Where do I sign up?

¤ ¤ credit: sphinx | 09.12.02 at 09:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Reminds me of a dream where I was standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

Am I the only one who has that dream?

¤ ¤ credit: Chris Knight | 09.12.02 at 09:55 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I know what movie that line is from too. Man, I haven't seen that in forever!

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 09.12.02 at 10:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

If those are not the wonder drug claims of the century I have no idea what snake oil product may claim to soooo much for so little!

*reaches for another another board

¤ ¤ credit: btezra | 09.12.02 at 11:19 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

With all the caps and exclamation points!!!! in spam like that, maybe they don't know there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

¤ ¤ credit: Annette | 09.12.02 at 05:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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All old ping links have been removed from this blog. Die spammers, die!

Hey pretty, don't you wanna take a ride with me through my world?

Psssssst...pass it on!
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