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Posted: 09.09.2002 I'm a rocket man
Since that whole Russian space deal didn't work out for Lance Bass, apparently rocker Ted Nugent is offering to make it up to him for a mere one million dollars. Nugent said he'll train Bass in bow hunting before taking him on a weeklong bow hunt -- and even throw in a few guitar lessons. Nugent said Bass needs to quit worrying about going into outer space and "embrace and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food".
Why didn't anyone ever bother to tell me that is how you embrace and celebrate life? All these years I've been doing it wrong...  Personally, I think "F*ck Ted Nugent" by Goldfinger sums it up beautifly, but since it's far from PG, I won't quote it here... http://www.goldfingermusic.com/lyrics/oye15.html ¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 09.09.02 at 05:38 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ as much as you hate Nugent, you gotta give him some props: he uses a bow (instead of a semi-automatic, like most people seem to need). and he actually eats what he kills and keeps the skins n stuff. ok, so he's still a major ass. but he's less ass than 99% of hunters out there. i've always thought hunting was pretty silly, anyways... ¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 09.09.02 at 05:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Actually Ted Nugent cracks me up (unintentionally, of course)... ever since I saw his "Behind the Music" episode, I just can't look at him the same way. ¤ ¤ credit: pie | 09.09.02 at 07:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Hah! I was going to say almost the exact same thing that Pie said! ¤ ¤ credit: Camille | 09.09.02 at 09:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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